Brexit Party Electoral Shenanigans

Pretty frigging obvious to me that the far-right likes of Tommy Robinson & Nigel Farage exploit the base fear & hate of gullible gammon to boost their own egos & feather their nests (then some), there was no finer illustration of this when yesterday Farage as leader of the Brexit Party announced the Brexit Party will not be standing candidates in any of the 317 parliamentary constituencies the Tories won at the 2017 General Election & in return I’m certain Boris has ensured Farage is in line for a knighthood or peerage when it comes to the New Year’s honours which will be worth hundreds of thousands of pounds (if not millions) when it comes to lucrative after dinner speakers circuit in North America.

Nigel Farage who soon enough will be knighted or made a life peer but I’ll be damned if I’ll address him as anything other then a pompous twat

The BBC’s Politics Live program was yesterday as per usual with the mainstream news media giving the Brexit Party disproportionately more coverage as compared to other minor parties such as the Greens, I mean the Brexit Party has ZERO MPs & ZERO local councillors & after this coming General Election will still have ZERO MPs whereas the Greens have 300+ local councillors & come December 12th will at the very least re-elect Caroline Lucas the one MP they have in parliament, but anyways various political pundits in the Politics Live studio seemed somewhat stunned & shocked in reaction to Nigel Farage’s announcement that the Brexit Party won’t be standing candidates in Tory leaning constituencies, I’m actually somewhat surprised that any political pundit would be shocked that the Brexit Party would enter an unofficial electoral pact with the Tories because I certainly wasn’t shocked as its always been apparent to me that the Brexit Party were pretty much a Tory fringe group.

It might please Tory bigwigs that the Brexit Party is stepping aside in Tory leaning constituencies but I’m not sure it will please the Kremlin considering all the Russian Roubles they’ve funnelled with creative accounting into this country to bankroll Nigel Farage & the Brexit in order they can further destabilise & fuck up this nation, actually rumour has it that the Tories are also being bankrolled with dodgy Russian money, so Boris better hope he wins the General Election & seriously screws this country up with Brexit otherwise Putin will ensure there’s more Parmesan cheese being sprinkled on Boris’s spag-bog.

If Boris doesn’t successfully manage to screw up this country with Brexit then I suggest he starts checking there isn’t radioactive seasoning on his food

Some are obviously asking if the Brexit Party & the Tories are entering an unofficial electoral pact then why can’t Labour & the Lib Dems do likewise? Of course there’s already the Remain Alliance involving Lib Dems along with the Green Party & the Welsh & Scottish nationalists, each party standing down candidates in constituencies where candidates from each of those other parties have a better chance of winning thus not splitting the ‘Remain vote’, I’ve one major problem with this & that is there are more important issues then fucking Brexit, such as homelessness, hunger, poverty, fucking Tory austerity which Jo Swinson & the Lib Dems helped to inflict upon some of the most vulnerable people when they were propping up the Tories in the 2010-2015 coalition government, plus why the fuck should Labour help out the Lib Dems when Jo Swinson repeatedly says the Lib Dems would never support a Labour Party led by Jeremy Corbyn & spends far more time attacking Jeremy Corbyn & Labour then attacking Boris Johnson & the Tories, Swinson is no more then a Tory wearing a yellow rosette & I expected better of Caroline Lucas to align herself & the Greens with Yellow Tories.

So pretty clear the Brexit Party on behalf of the Tories are targeting Labour seats in northern England which voted for Brexit in the 2016 EU Referendum, hey good luck with that but I think the Brexit Party are in for a rude awakening as are the Tories wherever they’re targeting seats in Northern England, these are the former industrial heartlands destroyed by the Tory government of Margret Thatcher & these are also the same constituencies hardest hit by Tory austerity over the past decade something which I’m sure Jeremy Corbyn & Labour will remind voters about, Labour have boots on the ground with Momentum advocating a message of hope built upon concrete policies to address the issues effecting people & believe it was due to the hard work of Momentum activists at the last election as to why Labour gained far more seats than pundits predicted, so who the fuck do the Brexit Party have campaigning for them other then a few gammon thugs & disgruntled racist biddies offering fuck all solutions to the real issues effecting people, ah but of course a vote for the Brexit Party means blue passports because blue passports are going to alleviate poverty aren’t they.

Labour Win The Peterborough By-Election & I Suggest Nigel Farage Starts Carrying A Geiger-Counter

Labour win, Labour win, Labour win the Peterborough By-Election & the Brexit Party don’t, ha fucking ha fascistic bigoted gammon no famous by-election victory for you. The weather might look shite outside but it’s a politically sunnier Friday knowing out & out fascist fuckwods don’t have a foothold in parliament & fascist fuckwods is exactly what Farage’s Brexit Party happen to be.

Lisa Forbes Labour’s newly elected MP for Peterborough

Well done to Lisa Forbes who is now Labour’s newly elected Member of Parliament for Peterborough & I bet she owes a great deal of thanks to Momentum activists working their arses off in getting her that by-election victory, because despite all the bullshit the mainstream media have propagandise about Momentum, the truth is its often been over recent years Momentum activists who’ve been the ones who’ve worked their arses off to get Labour MPs elected in constituencies where political pundits thought Labour wouldn’t get MPs elected & of course political pundits in the mainstream news media were predicting Peterborough would be a famous by-election victory for Farage’s Brexit Party cult but thankfully there were enough voters in Peterborough who didn’t fancy the prospect of living in Gilead.

The Handmaid’s Tale is an instruction manual for the likes Ann Widdecombe & I guess the TV series is pornography for her, the prospect of living in Gilead might be a dystopian nightmare vision for the majority of us but for Ann Widdecombe it would be her ideal place to live what with all the antifeminist & homophobic bullshit the mad Christian hag often spews. Science could find a cure for LGBTQ people being LGBTQ, yeah Ann Widdecombe being repugnantly homophobically odious as ever, well science has already found a cure for Ann Widdecombe being Ann Widdecombe it’s provided by the Dignitas clinic in Switzerland. Ann Widdecombe hasn’t in fact been the only newly elected Brexit Party MEP espousing utterly repugnant shite, Claire Fox has said it’s okay for people to watch child porn, I know that’s pretty sick but hey what the fuck do expect from somebody who defended the ethnic cleansing in Bosnia during the Balkans War, the more I find out about Claire Fox the more I think her the worse piece of political shit there is.

Praise be there were enough voters in Peterborough to deny the Brexit Party a foothold in parliament considering the repugnantly odious views of some of its most prominent members, opinions which Nigel Farage was more than prepared to defend, though last night Farage the coward scuttled away early from the election count not wanting to face the news media after another by-election defeat for party which he’s been leader of, well its either he didn’t want to face the news media after yet another election defeat or he had to report to Vladimir Putin as to why the Brexit Party has failed.

Nigel Farage attempting to sneak away from the election count early

I strongly suggest Nigel Farage starts carrying a geiger-counter with him whenever he goes out for lunch to double check the parmesan cheese on his spaghetti bolognaise isn’t radioactive, because with all the Russian Roubles that the Kremlin has funnelled through various means to bankroll Farage’s Brexit Party cult & Putin will become extremely displeased if Farage keeps failing him.

Soph’s Opinion On The Results Of The European Elections

Amongst the Brexit Party MEPs elected at these latest European Elections was Claire Fox who was elected in the North West region & Claire is a known Trans Exclusion Radical Feminist who has a gaggle of supporters tweeting #DropTheT rather than #LGBTQunite, but Claire wasn’t the only transphobe/homophobe to be elected as a Brexit MEP, because Anne Widdecombe the 70 year old virgin who’s a Dickensian moralising hag was elected a MEP for the South West region & not only is she anti LGBTQ but she’s also anti-abortion, hmm wonder how Claire as a supposed ‘radical feminist’ feels about sharing a platform with a uber conservative Christian who wants to use the Hand Maid’s Tale as an instruction manual, oh right I forgot Brexit precious Brexit turns people into Gollum like creatures.

Talking of the North West & the South West regions, of course we had far-right shitlords Tommy Robinson & Carl Benjamin standing in those respective regions as candidates & I’m very pleased to report neither were elected MEPs, but unfortunately Tommy received nearly 39,000 votes in the North West which means there’s nearly 39,000 too many gammon imbeciles residing in the North West of England, Carl Benjamin received just over 50,000 votes in the South West & I just can’t believe there are that many assholes in the South West of England who are prepared to vote for a guy who thinks its funny to send rape threats to female MPs. Goody-good that neither Tommy Robinson nor Carl Benjamin are going to the European Parliament rather they’re both more than likely going to court as both have legal trouble which could result in them both receiving custodial sentences, Tommy is to be retried for Contempt of Court & Carl could face a trial for the rape threats he made against Jess Philips & others, yeah I don’t think Carl would be making light of rape if he does get his arse thrown in prison & has to pick up the soap in the shower.

Overall the predictions this weighty if somewhat sweary political commentator made about the results of the European Elections were pretty bang on, though results from Scotland have yet to be declared, I was pretty spot on that the Tories would have a fucking dismal set of election results which is exactly what happened with them getting less then 10% of the vote & the Green Party pushing them into fifth place with the Greens getting more than double the number of MEPs elected, I was pretty bang on about Farage’s Brexit Party cult would come out top & perform better then opinion polls were suggesting & that Labour would perform less well than the opinion polls were suggesting, I just didn’t expect that the Liberal Democrats to do so dramatically better than they’ve previously performed at European Elections & come in second behind the Brexit Party.

I wasn’t the only natural Labour supporter who swapped their vote to the Green Party, both the Green Party & Liberal Democrats benefited at the expense of Labour it appears & as for the reason why, well it’s obviously because Labour have fucked up when it comes to having a clear policy on Brexit, Labour frontbencher Emily Thornberry pretty much said Labour have been shite on the BBC’s Election coverage & she said Labour need to come out in support of a second referendum & she’s not been the only Labour frontbencher who’s said as much in the past 48hrs. I’d certainly prefer Labour did come out fully in support of a second referendum, but I think it more important that Labour just stopped fence sitting & came down one side or the other on the issue of Brexit & be extremely fucking clear & concise what the party’s official policy on Brexit happens to be because the Lib Dems, the Green Party & the Brexit Party all are very clear where they stand on Brexit & all gained votes & therefore gained seats at the European Elections whereas Labour have been clear as mud & as a result lost votes & thus lost seats.

Farage’s Brexit Party cult comes out on top at the European Elections thanks to the support of Russian Rubles

So what influence will Farage’s Brexit Party coming out top at these European Elections have on the direction of British politics? Even before the results of the European Elections were revealed we already were seeing the influence of the prospect of the Brexit Party coming out top upon the Tory Party leadership contest with the leadership candidates having a pissing contest in the news media about who’s more of a hardarse Brexiter, as for Nigel Farage well the likes of the BBC will probably return to giving him a platform as they did when he was leader of UKIP & UKIP came out top at the 2014 European Elections, so he can sew even more hate & intolerance & practice stochastic terrorism & destabilise this country, but hey that’s why he & the Brexit Party are being bankrolled with Russian Rubles.

When the Brexit Party Tops The Polls On Thursday This What Is Likely To Happen In The Aftermath

So whilst Nigel Farage was getting a milkshake chucked at him when on a campaign walkabout in Newcastle city centre (you got to love those Geordies) & far-right fuckwits were pathetically trying to make a comparison of Nigel Farage getting drenched with a milkshake with the horrific murder of Jo Cox, a former Prime Minster was posing serious questions about the funding of Farage’s Brexit Party cult. Gordon Brown might be viewed as not being one of greatest of Prime Minsters this country has ever had but he’s right about the bankrolling of Farage’s Brexit Party needing investigated, rumour is Aaron Banks is bankrolling Farage’s Brexit Party cult as he did UKIP when Farage was leader, no great fucking surprise Aaron Banks would be partially bankrolling the Brexit Party as he’s odious far-right dickhead who goes about insulting the families of Hillsborough victims, but I think there’s something far more murky & suspicious regards where the Brexit Party is getting its funding from, I suspect if there was an in-depth investigation into the funding of the Brexit Party then it would be revealed that money has been funnelled from the Kremlin via various bodies into bankrolling the Brexit Party, which would kind of go against Farage’s nationalistic mantra in opposing foreign states meddling in the internal politics of the UK.

Sadly the truth is that it doesn’t matter how much of a racist pillock Nigel Farage is made out to be between now & Thursday nor if there were any great revelations regards Russian money bankrolling Farage’s Brexit Party cult, the Brexit Party are going to come out top with regards to the European Elections this coming Thursday because people have to have their Brexit precious fucking Brexit otherwise their entire fucking world is going to fall apart, people obsessing about Brexit to the point no other issue matters to them are kind of reminding me of Gollum & my precious from Lord Of The Rings, well if Farage’s Brexit Party does top the polls at the European Elections it’s more then likely the Tories no matter who’s leading them will opt to go for a No-Deal-Brexit & this country will heading for the worse economic crisis it’s faced since the Second World War.

Nigel Farage Welcomed To Newcastle With A Milkshake

When Nigel Farage led UKIP to topping the polls at the 2014 European Elections, this was when David Cameron the then Prime Minster said if the Tories won the 2015 General Election there’d be referendum on Britain’s membership of the European Union & well the Tories did win the 2015 General Election & well we all know what happened next. So just when Nigel Farage led UKIP to topping the polls at the 2014 European Elections pushing for a referendum on Britain’s membership of the European Union & panicking the Tories into having that referendum, I now fear Nigel Farage leading the Brexit Party & on course to top the polls at the 2019 European Elections by pressing for a No-Deal-Brexit will panic the Tory government in taking that Brexit route at the fear of losing votes to Farage’s Brexit Party cult at the next general election, because this all about what’s in the interests of the Tories not what’s in the national interest.

I wonder if people knew what the true cost of a No-Deal-Brexit whether they’d still cast a vote for the Brexit Party? The awful truth is they probably would still vote for the Brexit Party no matter the cost of a No-Deal-Brexit because Nigel Farage has done a bang-up job turning the masses into fucking Smeagol. Brexit my precious Brexit no matter if vulnerable people starve to death because there’s food shortages of sick people die due a shortage of meds due to a No-Deal-Brexit, oh & bollocks to the people of Northern Ireland so long as the Smeagol Brexiter masses get their precious Brexit, this is the kind of shit I’m hearing & it’s fucking frightening.

Nigel Farage has already done enough damage to this country & he ain’t done wrecking Britain yet, somebody chucking a milkshake at him is the least the pompous racist fucker deserves!