Fuck The British Pub

The other night I was vegging out surfacing the BBC iPlayer looking for something interesting to watch & I came across The Hairy Bikers’ Pubs That Built Britain which remind me that every time my girlfriend comes over to stay she’s always suggesting going down the local pub & I always firmly say no thanks & here’s why…

I know many people have this romantically idealised vision of the British pub being some country establishment having patrons who are interesting eccentric characters & sell real ale produced by microbreweries etc, when the reality of the British pub is the local Wetherspoons on a Friday night jammed pack full of rowdy drunken bigoted gammon thugs getting wasted on chemically enthused pints of wife beater lager who’ll glass you if you dare glance at them & even if you don’t accidently lock glances with some drunken gammon thug then you could still find yourself bloodied from having a beer glass lodged in the side of your head whilst having a quiet pint (this actually has happened to a couple of people I know).

If you’re a socialist trans woman you quickly discover more than any other group of people your average British pub in any leafy provincial suburbanite area of this country is no bastion of acceptance & tolerance despite how much this country loves to smugly pat itself on the back about how tolerant it now is of the LGBTQ community. Every since the public smoking ban came into enforce, trans women don’t actually have to go into a pub to be subjected to a barrage of drunken transphobic abuse, because you’ve now have gammon with their arses parked outside the pub with beer & cigarettes drunkenly subjecting you to abuse as walk by minding your own fucking business, believe me I’ve been subjected to transphobic abuse from gammon bigots in freezing December rain as I walk past the local Wetherspoons. Sure there are LGBTQ friendly pubs in cities such as London & Brighton I might frequent when out with friends wanting to frequent those pubs, but whether or not pubs are LGBTQ friendly it’s the fact they all have yucky brownish décor which is the major reason as to why I absolutely detest the archetypical British pub.

your typical pub clientele

No matter where a pub is situated in Britain I guarantee its interior will be dimly lit with an overwhelming brownish décor with possibly dark green seat cushions & carpeting, I know people will say this is because it’s how pubs have been traditionally decorated, yes & it use to be traditional to burn witches at the stake but we no longer do so & thus why can’t we see pubs with décor which is far brighter with the windows actually letting in sunlight & don’t leave the staff working there with a Vitamin D deficiency, oh I forgot the dark brown & green decors in pubs help hide the beer stains & the puke stains & the piss & blood stains.

Back in the 1990s before I came out as a trans woman, I spent a lot of time in pubs, in fact I spent way too much time in pubs sinking to the bottle as means of not having to deal with being trans & so I know all about dealing with denial. You tend to find a lot of alcoholics in pubs particularly pubs selling beer at rock bottom prices such as Wetherspoons, yeah like turds attracting flies etc. It’s not the slurred speech or stumbling over themselves when they try to walk or bursting out into song or even the aggression & violence you get with alcoholics which annoys me the most about alcoholics, it’s that they’ll go on & on & on & on & on boring the shit out of you about how they’re not an alcoholic because they know some other guy who drinks far much more hard liquor then they do or they’re not an alcoholic because they can go without a drink for more then 5 minutes, blahdy bullshit blah. I use to smoke but I didn’t endlessly go on boring every fucker about fucking smoking, I just got on with feeding my addiction by lighting up another Marlboro, if alcoholics want to drink themselves to death they can fill their boots as much as they fucking want in doing so as far as I’m concerned & alternatively if they want to seek help to stop them from boozing then that help should be readily available to help them do so, but please stop boring all & sundry shitless about alcohol this & alcohol that & that you’re not an alcoholic because…

I read that pubs were closing down at the rate one every 12 hours during the second half of 2019, sadly the rate of pub closures has slowed as compared to previous years, yeah I’m not weepy at all that pub trade has been in serious decline over the past decade, okay I feel sorry for those losing their jobs as a consequence, but bigoted gammon & other assorted alcoholic lowlife will just find another pub to park their arses & taunt any civilised intelligent person who dared to wonder into that pub for a quiet drink.

I know some people will say in response to me writing this that I’ve just had the misfortune of having frequented some pretty shitty pubs & there are decent pubs in this country. Hey if anybody wants to take me to what they claim is a decent pub which is gammon free then give me a call, but I don’t believe there is any pub in Britain free from gammon bigots spouting bigoted misogynistic or racist or homophobic bullshit, I maintain every pub in this country has a barstool bigot loudmouth who reckons its okay to give women a slap & all immigrants should fuck off back from whence they came.

I know there will be some who’ll allege the reason I hate pubs is because I’m some kind of new age vegan teetotaller, when in fact I’m a meat-eating atheist who loves scrumpy cider. I know when you criticise the local pub in the earshot of some people, it’s like say what you want about the church & the monarchy but don’t dare ever say anything bad about the traditional British pub because these people still have romantic notions about the local pub still being a cornerstone of the local community, Jesus fucking wept what reality do these kind of people live in because the reality I live in is where just about every pub is a gammon infested hellholes.

I know some people will say I don’t like Wetherspoons because Tim Martin is a Brexiter & on that one you’d be absolutely right.

Festival Of Gammon Stupidity

It appears to have become a really big deal for gammon that Big Ben chimes at 23:00 GMT on 31 January, the very moment UK is due to leave the EU, in fact there was a proposed amendment in the House of Commons to the Tory government’s Brexit Bill that would have required Big Ben to have chimed on the moment the UK leaves the EU, only problem is the tower which houses Bog Ben has been undergoing a long-term refurbishment, but now Boris Johnson has suggested there might be a “bung a bob for a Big Ben bong” crowdfunding campaign to raise the necessary funds to have Big Ben chime to mark Brexit & considering there are enough gullible gammon to fund king of the racist gammon Tommy Robinson living a life of luxury then there’s enough gullible gammon to fund a clock chiming to mark their Brexit precious Brexit.

It’s been announced that Boris Johnson’s government will be spending £120million on a ‘Festival of Brexit’, yeah because apparently there isn’t anything more worthwhile for this Tory government to be spending £120million on you know stuff like tackling homelessness & child poverty, okay £120million is in fact a drop in the ocean when it comes to government spending however the Tories are always banging on about saving taxpayers money then why not cut cost & just have a ‘Festival of Brexit’ at the local Wetherspoons pub that way the government will save money for taxpayers & travel expenses for racist gammon who’ll most likely attend as they won’t have to go anywhere.

Clive Lewis might have dropped out of the Labour leadership contest, but he was right when saying Brexit was a racist project from the start & we all know any ‘celebration of Brexit’ will just be a bunch of racist gammon getting drunk & abusive about Muslims & immigrants & anybody else they don’t like the look of.

I heard Nigel Farage was planning a big Brexit celebration in London on January 31s which actually surprised me because I thought he would be trying to prolong his political career & the limelight his ego so obviously craves by going about claiming even after the UK officially leaves the EU that Brexit truly hasn’t happened, well I guess he’ll be back at the next General Election with the Adam & Eve Not Adam & Steve’ party wanting to turn England into fucking Gilead now its out of the EU or what the fuck ever other strain of far-right hate he can tap into & exploit for his own ends.

If Farage is going to hold some kind of big Brexit celebration in Parliament or Trafalgar Square which no doubt will be attended in the main by racist gammon wanking themselves silly about giving the finger to Johnny Foreigner & keeping imperial measurements despite them all being clueless has to how many ounces are in a pound etc, well I’d just fucking love it if that was the day Extinction Rebellion held yet more protests in London as a reminder there are more important issues then fucking Brexit or if a load of militant remainers turned up to gate-crash just to spoil Farage’s Brexit bash for gammon,

Some of us will definitely not be celebrating Brexit, yeah I really want to celebrate this country being substantially poorer & stuff in the shops costs a whole heap more, it will be gammon who’ll be most affected by the economic consequences of Brexit & so it is pretty fucking extraordinary gammon celebrating Brexit they’re really celebrating being further economically fucked!

It’s All Drooping For Bigoted Gammon Now Trump Has Said Iran Are Standing Down

Despite Donald Trump having threatened to order the bombing of cultural sites inside Iran further to having ordered the drone attack a week ago which killed Iran’s top military commander Qasem Soleimani & despite the Iranian military having possibly downed a Ukrainian passenger jet which was flying over Iranian airspace in a retaliatory missile attack on US military bases in Iraq, Donald Trump has now claimed that the Iranian military appears to be standing down, or more likely Donald Trump has wanked himself off enough for now from having bombed shit in the Middle East because yes when it comes down to it everything (particularly wars) is about dick! I bet those most disappointed in Trump’s announcement that the Iranian military appears to be stepping down & thus there now won’t be an immediate war on Iran to get all fucking gung-ho about, will bigoted gammon, no super jiz time for them sitting in mom’s basement rather it’s all going to be a bit droopy for gammon in regards to Iran.

Donald Trump announcing the Iranian military were appearing to stand down after recent escalation in tensions between the US & Iran

Though gammon might be disappointed there won’t be any immediate war with Iran for them to get all rock hard & excited about, bigoted gammon need not fear because the pattern of bullshit with Iran is oh so familiar to me, because back in the 1990s following the first Gulf War there would periodically be an escalation in tensions between the US & Iraq resulting in NATO bombing various sites in or around Baghdad & then things would calm down for a while, of course we know how that all transpired when in the year 2000 there was a change in the US presidency & George W Bush arrived in the Oval Office day one with a hard-on for invading Iraq. War with Iran is fucking inevitable, it’s not as if the Military Industrial Complex haven’t got any new toys for troops to play with or that that the Iranians haven’t got a fuck ton of oil to be plundered, but the war in Iraq is still relatively fresh in the minds of the American electorate & as its election year in the United States so selling another war in the Middle East might be more than tricky for Donald Trump to sell to the American people when running for re-election, though be sure the Trump administration will continue with the covert & clandestine war against Iran which might very well result in terrorist blowback upon the American people.

Even members of Donald Trump’s own party aren’t happy about his action against the Iranian regime, but I see Boris Johnson has taken time out from sunning himself in the Caribbean to be Prime Minister & stick his tongue up the arse of Donald Trump in backing the assassination of Qasem Soleimani, oh fucking wonderful BoJo has now entangled the UK in the bullshit between the US & Iran & because he’s sided with Trump it’s now British people who could also now suffer from the blowback of terrorism as a result of him doing so.

Boris Johnson sticking his tongue up the arse of Donald Trump

Boris Johnson supports Donald Trump having ordered the drone strike which killed Qasem Soleimani & yet has the fucking cheek to ask for there to be a de-escalation of tensions between the US & Iran, because yeah killing Iranian’s top military commander has really de-escalated things hasn’t it Boris NOT! I heard that somebody describe Donald Trump as a terrorist in a suit, what an apt description because that’s exactly what the assassination of Qasem Soleimani was. Its not as if I’m terribly weepy about Qasem Soleimani being killed, he was an evil piece of shit, but his assassination was an act of state sponsored terrorism, which is a tactic the US & UK government have been quick to condemn other governments for having pursued.

Yes the Iranian regime are certainly guilty themselves of state sponsored terrorism, but the point is don’t we think ourselves more righteously superior morally then the likes of the Iranian regime & yet our own governments pursue the same tactic & then there’s the gung-ho fuckwitted bigoted gammon cheering them on for doing so.

Climate Change Ablaze & Talk Of WW3 Hasn’t This First Weekend of the 2020s Sucked!

So this has been the first weekend of the year, the first weekend of this decade & hasn’t it just fucking sucked!

I discovered my grandmother had died & my arsehole family didn’t have the common decency to inform me, but best not to dwell as one can’t change the past only the present & future, but I’m not sure we might have much of future what with the Australian bush fires & the escalation of shit between in the US & Iran.

Remember when one of the Koch Brothers dropped dead last year whilst the Amazon rain forest was ablaze, well unfortunately the other Koch Brother is still alive to fund the denial that the Australian bushfires currently raging have anything to do with climate-change. If you thought the fires in the Amazon rainforest last year were frigging devasting, the size of the Australian bush fires currently raging make the fires in the Amazon rainforest last year look as if they were your average bonfire in the Blue Peter Garden, people in New Zealand’s largest city Auckland over a thousand miles away from Australia awoke today to find the city was coated in an orange haze as consequence of the Australian bush fires, for fucks sake the enormity of the bushfires in Australia can be seen by satellites from space & the enormity of the bushfires in Australia is creating its own weather phenomenon which is making the situation worse, this is a national emergency for Australia & its consequence could worsen the climate emergency for millions around the globe, all which has come about due to Australia experiencing record high temperatures which very much has everything to do with climate-change being as real as a motherfucker! Oh no wait climate-change can’t be real because Meat Loaf is now a fucking climatologist who reckons Greta Thunberg has been ‘brainwashed’ into thinking climate-change is real.

Hey Meat Loaf you talentless GOP supporting fuck will you be joining Ted Nugent in entertaining US troops when they’ve marched into Tehran. For Tommy Robinson & gammon fuckwits there’s just not enough hate in bushfires killing kangaroos & koala bears & as a consequence for the planet’s eco-system & climate to be further fucked up, because that’s all pinko hippy lefty bullshit, but hey it’s super jiz time for gammon dwelling in mom’s basement with the prospect of yet another war against them brown people who eat Halal with a further escalation of tensions between the US & Iran.

Donald Trump claimed the targeted U.S drone attack this past Friday which killed Iran’s top military commander Qasem Soleimani, was to “to stop a war not to start one”. I wonder if Trump actually believes the shit he spouts, because it’s done anything but prevent a war, it’s actually ramped up the inevitability of there being yet another war in the Middle-East for fucks sake, at the very least there’ll now be far greater hostility from the Iranian regime towards western nations clandestine or outright terrorist in nature which will result in more innocent blood being spilt. The further hypocrisy regards the drone attack which killed Qasem Soleimani was it being a state sanction assassination something which the US & British governments are always quick in condemning other governments for pursuing & more often than not this it’s the Israeli government being condemned more than any other, oh & of course it’s been the paranoia of the Israeli government led by fascist in the making Benjamin Netanyahu which has been itching for western powers to go bomb Iran because there can be only there can only be one regional bully in the Middle-East with nukes.

I’m no fan of the Iranian regime & I certainly don’t want them to be developing nuclear weapons, but ironically bigoted gammon fuckwits who get all gung-ho about Trump getting tough on Iran actually have far more common with the Iranian regime then they realise, in fact the Iranian regime are more liberal in some respects then your average Tommy Robinson supporting knuckle-dragging gammon fanboy, I mean trans women in Iran have the same legal protections as cis women, sure the Iranian regime are homophobic as fuck but so are your average gammon, the Iranian regime are however certainly far less transphobic then your average gammon.

I wrote somewhat of a rambling piece last summer about the likelihood of the US going to war with Iran from the perspective of far-right YouTube shitlords Ben Shapiro & Paul Joseph Watson having something of a ding-dong scrap about the subject, within that ramble fest of an article I wrote that ‘It’s not a case of if but when the US/UK will go to war with Iran’ & I still think the words I wrote are prophetic as Iran has a fuck ton of oil & recently discovered another reserve estimated to be worth 53 billion barrels & I’m sure the Military Industrial Complex always have new toys for troops to play with.

Is ‘The War On Christmas’ Only A Thing When There’s A Labour Government

I’ve noticed over the past month that my local town centre hasn’t seemed nearly as Christmassy with decorations etc as it did 15 or 20 years ago, which has me wondering if the supposed ‘war on Christmas’ is only a thing which the likes of the Daily Mail & far-right trolls rant about when there’s a liberally minded Labour government & not when there’s a hard-right Tory government? Labour were in government 15 or so years ago & my town centre along with no doubt many town centres were far more festively decorative then they have been over the past couple of years, I remember back then the local shopping mall would be decked out in holly & tinsel & fairy lights & whatever other Christmassy decorations come the day after Halloween, yet the Daily Mail & other Tory entities would endlessly bitch about there being a supposed ‘war on Christmas’ something of which I’ve not heard nearly as much about in recent years when the Tories have been in government.

There have been complaints about the Christmas tree in the centre of Trafalgar Square looking a bit ‘sparse’ & ‘anaemic’ regards its foliage, including from the vilest of vile hatemongering gobshite trolls Katie Hopkins who used ‘Britain’s most famous Christmas tree’ not looking the healthiest of Christmas trees which the Norwegians have sent us, to have an Islamophobic swipe at London Mayor Sadiq Khan. Of course Katie Hopkins will have you believe the reason why local councils haven’t gone as full hog as maybe they use to in regards to Christmassy decorations in towns centres & whatever else is because of the ‘Islamification’ of Britain, when in fact the real reason is due to Tory austerity meaning local councils being short of funds etc.

I bet in response to me writing all this I’ll have some gammon who thinks they’re a smartarse asking why the fuck should I care about Christmas decorations because aren’t I supposed to be Jewish, well I guess it’s unlikely any gammon would have heard the joke about the rabbi & the Hanukkah bush. As its goes I’m not an observant Jew, in fact I’m an atheist, this always confuses the fuck out of gammon not understanding that what qualifies you as a Jew isn’t eating kosher & regularly attending your local synagogue, but simply if your mother was a Jew then you are a Jew & it just so happens my mother was Jewish. Even if I was an observant Jew what’s wrong with liking Christmas décor, anyways what religious significance is there with the contemporary Christmas the vast majority of people celebrate? Saw no mention of trees decorated with tinsel & baubles & fairy lights in any bible verse I’ve ever read nor any mention of roast turkey & plum pudding, nor any mention that it was to be traditional to veg out half comatose on the living room sofa come 4pm on Christmas Day due over consumption, yeah you really seriously going to tell me Christmas has any religious significance to gammon?!?!

Christmas obviously does have significance for practicing Christians, who some of the more devout will whinge no matter what about there being a ‘war on Christmas’ which is code for them not being able to impose how they reckon people ought to be celebrating Christmas on all others. Far-right Tommy Robinson supporting gammon & Christian fundamentalists always love to claim this country is Christian nation & this is the only time Christmas does have any religious significance for gammon as it’s a means to be bigoted fucks towards Muslims, yeah well I got news for gammon that its Paganism which is the indigenous religion of the British Isles not Christianity & in fact much of what we now associate with Christmas comes from it originally being the Pagan festival of Yule.

Though the Tory press might not bleat on as much as about there being a ‘war on Christmas’ as they once did when there was a Labour government, ironically it’s due to the economic policies of the current Tory government which is preventing many people from enjoying Christmas in the manner they’d want to, it’s the Tories who are preventing people from getting a great deal enjoyment from Christmas, it’s in fact the Tories who are the enemy of Christmas not Labour.

UNLEASH THE GAMMON!

I’m not sure as to why the Tories even bothered to have a manifesto launch because I’m not sure as to why the Tories even bothered to have an election manifesto period as all we’ve heard from Boris Johnson is ‘get Brexit done’ ad-fucking-nauseam prior to the GE2019 campaign & throughout it & not lot else.

Boris Johnson at the Tory manifesto launch

in specific regards to the launch of the Tory manifesto I recall as well as the usual parroting of the slogan or soundbite of the cultist mantra or whatever you refer to ‘get Brexit done’ as, Boris repeatedly said by getting Brexit done it will unleash this or that or the fucking other & in the fashion he was conveying this I was starting expect him to spout get Brexit done & unleash the kraken with full Laurence Olivier gusto.

Whipping up troublesome racist gammon to be even more troublesome racist gammon is the truth as to what’s being unleashed with Boris Johnson & just about every other Tory politician bollocking on about getting Brexit done, just as with 2016’s EU referendum & it’s leave result has caused a dramatic increase in racism & hate-crime.

Obviously Brexit precious fucking Brexit & gammon having blue passports is going to prevent the privatisation of the NHS, obviously Brexit precious fucking Brexit & gammon having blue passports is going to help decrease homelessness & child poverty, obviously Brexit precious fucking Brexit & gammon having blue passports is going to combat climate-change, oh no wait news just in getting Brexit done isn’t the solution to everyfuckingthing & there are far more important fucking issues at stake when it comes to GE2019.

I’m so fucked off with the agenda of this General Election seeming to be dictated by barstool bigots pissing their lives away in their local Wetherspoons. Brexit more Brexit, immigration & more fucking Brexit, this is pretty much all I’ve fucking heard throughout this election campaign with the odd token mention of climate-change in the mainstream news media despite climate-change being a far more important fucking issue, I’ve heard fuck all mention about the treatment of disabled people despite there having been two UN reports criticising the British government for the treatment of disabled people, no mention about child poverty despite the fact its increased 73% over the past decade. Only ignorant & angry racist gammon pissing their lives away in their local Wetherspoons are this fucking obsessed about fucking Brexit & immigration, oh & what’s really fucking irksome is that the xenophobic obsessions of gammon about Brexit & immigration has more often than not manifested due to gammon having their heads being fed by Tory bullshit as a means of distracting them from the fact it’s the Tories who are the ones shitting upon them from a great height.

Tory MPs trying on their new post Brexit government issued uniforms

A number of Tory MPs have been photographed wearing nazi uniforms, I guess they need to see how their uniforms fit if they’re re-elected to government, because if they’re re-elected to government with a parliamentary majority then there’s the real chance of a No-Deal-Brexit which would crash the British economy & we would likely fall into fascism big time, but in that scenario gammon wouldn’t blame the Tories for crashing the economy rather they’ll be helping the Tories slip on their nazi uniforms & help them persecute the most vulnerable in society.

You think what I say is far-fetched bullshit, well many pundits have ascribed the result of 2016’s EU Referendum due to the amount of economic deprivation there is in many communities throughout Britain, has it occurred to any gammon that its been the Tory capitalistic pro austerity doctrine of successive governments over the past 40 years which has caused increased economic deprivation in the communities they live, no of course not that’s why they’re gammon who’ll continuously fall for Tory lies othering sections of society different to them whilst out of sight the Tories are laughing their arses off as they cheat & exploit those gammon for their support.

It Was Super Jiz Time For Gammon As Boris Johnson & Nigel Farage Bollocked On About Brexit

If we were all facing apocalyptic cataclysm from a giant fuck off mega asteroid hurtling towards earth I’d expect Boris Johnson’s answer to such a apocalyptic cataclysm would be to get Brexit done, it was pretty much the one thing we learnt from the first of the televised leaders debates this General Election campaign that Boris’s answer to just about everything was fucking Brexit precious Brexit other than the Royal Family were beyond reproach despite all the seedy as fuck revelations which have transpired about Prince Andrew over the past few days which in fact this was quite telling of Boris as it reveals he likely thinks the establishment should be able to act without impunity. Oh did you hear the groans of gammon in the audience of ITV’s Leaders Debate when Jeremy Corbyn answered a question on combatting Climate Change, oh fucking dare gammon be reminded there are more far more important issues to be concentrating upon then xenophobically obsessing about fucking Brexit precious Brexit, Jesus fucking Christ it wasn’t as if there wasn’t an overload of Brexit talk on television last night for Brexiter gammon to drown in mom’s basement from their own jiz, if Boris thinking the answer to everything is Brexit on ITV’s Leaders Debate wasn’t enough for Brexiter gammon to wank themselves silly to then later in the evening there was a special edition of BBC Question Time where Nigel Farage had an opportunity to bollock on about Brexit for half an hour.

Boris Johnson

Well I’m sure Nigel Farage the pompous racist twat would of liked to have bollocked on about Brexit & bash immigrants on BBC1 for half an hour, but the pompous racist twat actually didn’t get to bollock on about Brexit & bash immigrants for entire half an hour as there were a couple of members of the Question Time audience definitely not sold on his Thatcherism on steroids racist spew which had Farage somewhat flustered, oh & you just know racist Brexiter gammon will bitch these people who oppose Farage’s bigoted bullshit are triggered commie snowflakes because how dare the de facto leader of the Brexit cult be challenged.

Nigel Farage

Never mind Boris Johnson & Nigel Farage would gladly sell off the NHS to Donald Trump & his vampirical capitalist chums, never mind Jeremy Corbyn actually producing documented evidence on ITV’s leaders Debate that Boris Johnson has already engaged in secret negotiations with the Trump administration to sell off the NHS, nah all racist gammon care about Brexit precious Brexit, all gammon want re blue passports & fuck off immigrants, the NHS & the environment & whatever else which actually matters can go to shit, despite the obvious fact these are the ignorant fuckwits who’ll miss the NHS when Boris & the Tories have sold it off, as these are the ignorant fuckwits who’ll most likely to develop a serious heart complaints from all the Big Macs & beer they ingest & from all the bigoted anger they exert because they can’t cope with the fact there are people different to them.

King Of The Racist Gammon Endorses Boris Johnson

It hasn’t been a spectacular start to the 2019 General Election campaign for Boris Johnson, there was the video of Boris drunkenly rambling about Brexit whilst he was attending a reception on the campaign trail in Scotland, there was that cringeworthy (then some) photo op with a mop whilst visiting those effected by floods in the East Midlands which as well as being incredibly insulting to those who had been flooded out probably had his chief of the art the dark arts Dominic Cummings facepalming with despair, then yesterday there was Boris not knowing the words to Wheels On The Bus whilst visiting a primary school in Taunton which literally had me spitting my drink out with laughter, oh & the Tories thought Theresa May was fucking atrocious at campaigning during the last General Election, but don’t fret Tories because there’s help on hand from the King of the racist gammon, yep professional racist thug Tommy Robinson has endorsed Boris.

King Of The Gammon Tommy Robinson endorses Boris Johnson for PM

As yet Boris Johnson hasn’t rejected the endorsement from Tommy Robinson, so it appears that Boris is a-fucking-okay with you know an endorsement from a professional racist gammon thug who’s been sentenced to several stretches in clink which have included stretches for violent offences & who along with his legion of knuckle-dragging gammon fanboys riot in city centres & terrorise journalists as well as Boris’s fellow MPs.

I actually bet there are some Tory election campaign strategists who’s wet dream it would be to pair Boris up with Tommy on election campaign as both are racist cunts, I mean Boris can appeal to middle/upper class racists & Tommy can appeal to working class racists thus the Tories would appeal to racists of all classes, plus if there’s any trouble from pesky protesters with eggs or milkshakes then Tommy can call on his fellow gammon thugs from the English Defence League to sort them out.

But of course Tommy will be too much for Tories in the Home-Counties with their sets of precious china & floral net curtains, yes they’re okay with Boris & his racist vitriol in the broadsheets but not okay with Tommy Robinson’s racism of the streets or is it just they’re okay with racism when it comes from the upper or middle classes but not when isn’t the racism of the working classes, what the fuck ever it fucking sucks because the racism in the Tory press feeds racism on the streets thus Boris & Tommy might as well pair up on the election campaign trail because no matter which of the two racist cunts is spouting racist vitriol its going to result in people who happen to be born one side of line on a map getting a slap or somebody getting a knuckle sandwich for the god they prey to or a kicking for the colour of their skin.

Will Gammon Fanboys Now Try To Bust Tommy Robinson Out Of Prison

When yesterday far-right racist thug Tommy Robison turned up at the Old Bailey to be sentenced for contempt-of-court, he was fittingly accompanied by far-right hate preacher Katie Hopkins, but unfortunately for Tommy it won’t be hatemonger Hopkins who’ll be this morning picking the soap up for him in the prison shower, because yes Tommy was sentenced to a 9 month prison sentence & just as I predicted his racist gammon knuckle-dragging Tommy fanboys reacted in the immediate aftermath to Tommy being sent back to prison by rampaging & rioting in central London.

Katie Hopkins & Tommy Robinson

Whilst Tommy was being carted off to Belmarsh or whichever prison the racist scumbag fuck has been sent to, his knuckle-dragging racist gammon fanboys were pretty much rioting outside the Houses of Parliament, smashing shit up & assaulting journalists. Hello, hello, wake the fuck up people, we have fascist thugs rioting in Parliament Square, it’s this kind of bullshit ruckus by the far-right which is fearful as fuck reminiscent of how Hitler’s Brown Shirts in Germany & Mussolini’s Black Shirts rampaged & rioted in the streets back in the day. Oh so let me get this straight, Tommy Robinson turns up the Old Bailey wearing a T-Shirt with the slogan ‘CONVICTED FOR JOURNALISM’ & then his is knuckle-dragging gammon fanboys physically assault BBC journalists, oh the utter irony their utter hypocrisy isn’t lost on me, but hey these aren’t Nobel Prize winning scientists we are talking about is it, hmm I wonder if knuckle-dragging gammon Tommy fanboys after rioting in Parliament Square on Thursday afternoon then spent Thursday evening in the local Wetherspoons pub killing what small amount of brain cells they happen to have.  

Tommy fanboys causing mayhem in Parliament Square

If you think Tommy Robinson was ‘convicted for journalism’ then shouldn’t you be respectful of the freedom of expression of other journalists in being able report etc, ah but of course gammon Tommy fanboys apparently seem to think freedom of expression only extends to Tommy Robinson or Katie Hopkins or Alex Jones or whatever other far-right scumbag fuck who’s bellowing hate & who’s hate speech they agree with, anyways Tommy Robinson wasn’t ‘convicted for journalism’ or ‘jailed for being a free speech warrior’ or whatever other bullshit spin his gammon fanboys might want to spin. Tommy Robinson was convicted for interfering in the trial of a sexual grooming gang & because of his grandstanding antics during that trial he nearly caused a mistrial & thus nearly letting some extremely evil rapist fucks walk free from court so they could go rape more young girls, me thinks Tommy & his fanboys owe an apology to the victims of that grooming gang if it weren’t for them all probably being too fucking stupid to understand why they should apologise.

Facts never get in the way of utter fucking stupidity particularly when it comes to the far-right & thus the actual facts as to why Tommy Robinson is currently serving a prison sentence will no doubt not stop gammon knuckle-dragging Tommy fanboys from again rampaging & rioting in London this weekend screaming FREE TOMMY as well as possibly other urban centres across Britain. I did read that apparently Tommy Robinson told his gammon fanboys to target whatever prison he was going to get to with protests, I bet some of his gammon fanboys might even try to bust him out of prison, oh Jesus fuck Christ if a bunch of knuckle-dragging gammon Tommy fanboys tried to bust Tommy Robinson out of prison it would be a cross between Dad’s Army & the Marx Brothers. Oh & no it wouldn’t as far fetched as you might think for knuckle-dragging gammon fanboys of Tommy to possibly try to bust their boy out of prison, yesterday some racist gammon fanboys of Tommy tried to storm the court where Tommy Robinson was appearing for sentencing, only problem for them was they mistook the Royal Courts of Justice for the Old Bailey, they’d be dangerous if it weren’t they were so fucking stupid which by the way is a warning not just a joke.

Brace Yourselves For the #FreeTommy Riots

Tommy Robinson having been finally been convicted last Friday for contempt-of-court will most likely be sentenced this coming Thursday to a custodial sentence, I will certainly be drinking a pint of something deliciously alcoholic this Thursday for every month the racist criminal thug gets sentenced to & I hope I get seriously fucking drunk, however the likelihood of Tommy getting a custodial sentence will mean there being another summer of ‘Free Tommy’ or the Twitter literate #FreeTommy riots on the streets of London.

Tommy Robinson was originally jailed in May of last year for contempt-of-court during the trial of a sexual grooming gang at Leeds Crown Court, specifically for breaching reporting restrictions there were during the trial when he livestreamed on Facebook aggressively confronting defendants outside the public entrance to the court & having in the process nearly caused a mistrial, thankfully there was no mistrial & no thanks to the antics of Tommy Robinson the trial resulted in some repugnantly evil people receiving hefty sentences.

You think even far-right racist gammon knuckle-dragging fuckwits would want to see those guilty of paedophilia behind bars & yet despite the fact that the antics of Tommy Robinson nearly caused a group of seriously evil child abusers to walk free, there were a series of ‘Free Tommy’ rallies in London after Robinson was originally jailed last year for contempt-of-court, which were more like gammon Tommy fanboys full on rioting in the streets of the capital throughout last summer until Robinson was freed on appeal & now that after all the legal wrangling there’s been Robinson is likely going back to prison I strongly suspect there will be another London summer blighted by racist gammon Tommy fanboys having yet more violent tantrums on the streets of the capital.

Anytime I call Tommy Robinson out on Twitter for being the racist turd he is, I’m swamped with responses from his legion of keyboard warrior gammon fanboys typically informing not so politely that Tommy Robinson is the only the only one campaigning to protect Britain from Muslamic Jihadi child abusers, hmm Is that bit like when Tommy Robinson was the leader of the English Defence League & they were fending off Jihadists with their Muslamic ray guns by rioting the streets of towns & cities across Britain? If Tommy Robinson is such a true British patriot campaigning to out Islamic rape gangs & fighting off the Jihadi hordes invading Britain, then why did he endanger one the largest cases there’s been in British legal history against a sexual grooming gang with his asinine grandstanding antics outside Leeds Crown Court which could have seen some truly evil men walk free & thus able to go rape other young girls, why is it Tommy Robinson only seems concerned in those sexual abuse cases which involve Muslims or men who have Brown skin when over 90% of sexual assaults are committed by White men who if they have any religious/political affiliations tend to be Christian & have political links with the far-right & if Tommy Robinson is such a true British patriot fighting off the Jihadi hordes supposedly invading Britain then why is he pleading to Donald Trump for political asylum in the United States?

Tommy Robinson appearing on the Alex Jones Radio Show

Tommy Robinson went on Alex Jones’s radio show, yes that Alex Jones, Alex ‘the chemicals in the water are turning the frogs gay & the Sandy Hook massacre was a false flag’ Jones, where Robinson made a cringeworthy plea to Donald Trump & the US government to grant him political asylum, oh the irony isn’t lost on me that a racist criminal thug who constantly espouses hate towards refugees seeking asylum in Britain is himself seeking asylum in a foreign country, plus it’s not very patriotic for a supposed ‘patriot’ to be tucking tail & running for the hills when the going gets tough for him, because he knew he was breaking the law in what he did & yet constantly bitches about Muslims & immigrants & those who oppose his racist bullshit of not adhering to the rule of law. He told Alex Jones that ‘Britain has fallen & freedom in this country has gone’ oh is that why you weren’t free to spout such fucking nonsense which really is code for the law shouldn’t apply to him & he’s insulted that he can no longer insult other for being different by calling Black people n*****s or people with Brown skin p***s or gay people f*****s because in this country we have growing respect for diversity.

Have no worries Tommy Robinson’s plea for political asylum is nothing but a joke, because despite the fact the majority of financial support comes from the far-right in the United States, despite knowing there are some individuals in the current Trump administration including Donald’s own son sympathetic to Tommy Robinson & despite there possibly being others who are sympathetic to Tommy Robison in the United States government, Robinson isn’t going to receive political asylum in the United States. Even if Robinson was serious in seeking political asylum in the United States & not the joke which it fucking is, he’d find the immigration dept of the US government are pretty fastidious about letting individuals into their country particularly when they’ve criminal convictions & Tommy Robinson has many criminal convictions including serving a prison sentence for passport fraud when he attempted to enter the United States on a passport which wasn’t his.

It’s not as if I’d not be glad to be rid from these shores of hatemongers such as Tommy Robinson & Katie Hopkins, but Tommy ain’t going anywhere but prison & hopefully I get seriously drunk from the sentence he receives, but yes sadly I do predict racist gammon knuckle-dragging Tommy fanboys will riot, I just hope this time the police are better prepared then they were last year when gammon Tommy fanboys had violent tantrums on the streets of London or better prepared than they’ve been recently with other demonstrations by the far right where they’ve physically intimidated not only political opponents but members of the public, time racist gammon knuckle-dragging cunt motherfuckers learnt the rule of law also applies to them not just immigrants or Muslims & if they’re not prepared to adhere to the law of the land then they can join their boy Tommy in prison.