Fuck The British Pub

The other night I was vegging out surfacing the BBC iPlayer looking for something interesting to watch & I came across The Hairy Bikers’ Pubs That Built Britain which remind me that every time my girlfriend comes over to stay she’s always suggesting going down the local pub & I always firmly say no thanks & here’s why…

I know many people have this romantically idealised vision of the British pub being some country establishment having patrons who are interesting eccentric characters & sell real ale produced by microbreweries etc, when the reality of the British pub is the local Wetherspoons on a Friday night jammed pack full of rowdy drunken bigoted gammon thugs getting wasted on chemically enthused pints of wife beater lager who’ll glass you if you dare glance at them & even if you don’t accidently lock glances with some drunken gammon thug then you could still find yourself bloodied from having a beer glass lodged in the side of your head whilst having a quiet pint (this actually has happened to a couple of people I know).

If you’re a socialist trans woman you quickly discover more than any other group of people your average British pub in any leafy provincial suburbanite area of this country is no bastion of acceptance & tolerance despite how much this country loves to smugly pat itself on the back about how tolerant it now is of the LGBTQ community. Every since the public smoking ban came into enforce, trans women don’t actually have to go into a pub to be subjected to a barrage of drunken transphobic abuse, because you’ve now have gammon with their arses parked outside the pub with beer & cigarettes drunkenly subjecting you to abuse as walk by minding your own fucking business, believe me I’ve been subjected to transphobic abuse from gammon bigots in freezing December rain as I walk past the local Wetherspoons. Sure there are LGBTQ friendly pubs in cities such as London & Brighton I might frequent when out with friends wanting to frequent those pubs, but whether or not pubs are LGBTQ friendly it’s the fact they all have yucky brownish décor which is the major reason as to why I absolutely detest the archetypical British pub.

your typical pub clientele

No matter where a pub is situated in Britain I guarantee its interior will be dimly lit with an overwhelming brownish décor with possibly dark green seat cushions & carpeting, I know people will say this is because it’s how pubs have been traditionally decorated, yes & it use to be traditional to burn witches at the stake but we no longer do so & thus why can’t we see pubs with décor which is far brighter with the windows actually letting in sunlight & don’t leave the staff working there with a Vitamin D deficiency, oh I forgot the dark brown & green decors in pubs help hide the beer stains & the puke stains & the piss & blood stains.

Back in the 1990s before I came out as a trans woman, I spent a lot of time in pubs, in fact I spent way too much time in pubs sinking to the bottle as means of not having to deal with being trans & so I know all about dealing with denial. You tend to find a lot of alcoholics in pubs particularly pubs selling beer at rock bottom prices such as Wetherspoons, yeah like turds attracting flies etc. It’s not the slurred speech or stumbling over themselves when they try to walk or bursting out into song or even the aggression & violence you get with alcoholics which annoys me the most about alcoholics, it’s that they’ll go on & on & on & on & on boring the shit out of you about how they’re not an alcoholic because they know some other guy who drinks far much more hard liquor then they do or they’re not an alcoholic because they can go without a drink for more then 5 minutes, blahdy bullshit blah. I use to smoke but I didn’t endlessly go on boring every fucker about fucking smoking, I just got on with feeding my addiction by lighting up another Marlboro, if alcoholics want to drink themselves to death they can fill their boots as much as they fucking want in doing so as far as I’m concerned & alternatively if they want to seek help to stop them from boozing then that help should be readily available to help them do so, but please stop boring all & sundry shitless about alcohol this & alcohol that & that you’re not an alcoholic because…

I read that pubs were closing down at the rate one every 12 hours during the second half of 2019, sadly the rate of pub closures has slowed as compared to previous years, yeah I’m not weepy at all that pub trade has been in serious decline over the past decade, okay I feel sorry for those losing their jobs as a consequence, but bigoted gammon & other assorted alcoholic lowlife will just find another pub to park their arses & taunt any civilised intelligent person who dared to wonder into that pub for a quiet drink.

I know some people will say in response to me writing this that I’ve just had the misfortune of having frequented some pretty shitty pubs & there are decent pubs in this country. Hey if anybody wants to take me to what they claim is a decent pub which is gammon free then give me a call, but I don’t believe there is any pub in Britain free from gammon bigots spouting bigoted misogynistic or racist or homophobic bullshit, I maintain every pub in this country has a barstool bigot loudmouth who reckons its okay to give women a slap & all immigrants should fuck off back from whence they came.

I know there will be some who’ll allege the reason I hate pubs is because I’m some kind of new age vegan teetotaller, when in fact I’m a meat-eating atheist who loves scrumpy cider. I know when you criticise the local pub in the earshot of some people, it’s like say what you want about the church & the monarchy but don’t dare ever say anything bad about the traditional British pub because these people still have romantic notions about the local pub still being a cornerstone of the local community, Jesus fucking wept what reality do these kind of people live in because the reality I live in is where just about every pub is a gammon infested hellholes.

I know some people will say I don’t like Wetherspoons because Tim Martin is a Brexiter & on that one you’d be absolutely right.

More Megxit Bullshit

I literally spat my morning coffee out in shock when tuning into Kay Burley @Breakfast last Thursday or Friday because Kay Burley wasn’t standing outside Buckingham Palace where she & just about every other Sky News anchor had been broadcasting from for the past week, interviewing a procession of Tory journalists working for the Tory press denying the Tory press has ever been racist towards Meghan Markle despite people having produced countless comparisons of the mainstream news media coverage of Meghan Markle has been far more negative as compared to coverage been given to Kate Middleton (she’s the one who married Harry’s older brother William). Meanwhile whilst Kay Burley (who I can’t believe is nearly 60?!?!?) parked her arse outside Buckingham Palace entertaining members of the Tory press in denial, Piers Morgan over on ITV’s Good Morning Britain for a change wasn’t bullying trans people or vegans & instead was himself raging about he’s not being racist about Meghan Markle but… & proving with every angry word he spouted he is indeed being a racist gammon when it comes to Meghan Markle.

Oh & what the fuck is this bullshit with the mainstream news media having gotten its panties in a bind about Meghan Markle eating avocado on toast & it somehow contributing to fucking up the environment, yeah as if the fucking Tory press care about the environment, I mean if they did shouldn’t they be leading a campaign to stop supermarkets from stocking avocados or something. Why doesn’t the Tory press just come out with the suggestion that the only fruit Meghan Markle should be eating are bananas & start making monkey chants at her being the institutionally racist cunts the Tory press happen to fucking be! The Tory press are just bad as any National Front skinhead racist scumbag who has thrown banana peels & made monkey noises at Black people, the difference with the Tory press is it’s a highbrow form of racism not the lowbrow form of chavvy gammon racism we come to expect racism to be.

One irony is not lost on me in regards to Harry & Meghan & the mainstream news media, that being it’s pretty apparent Harry & Meghan have had enough of the shitty coverage & press intrusion they’ve received from the mainstream news media & so in response the mainstream news media are now obsessing about Meghan & Harry having had enough of the mainstream news media which includes having photographers camped outside where ever it is in Canada Meghan Markle has holed herself up waiting to get an unsolicited snap to accompany some story full of sensationalism untruths, fuck me challenge the mainstream news media establishment in this country & it triggers them to be even more cuntish something which of course in a speech at a private function this past weekend Harry addressed. But Harry taking on the mainstream news media establishment leads me to another irony from a different perspective, which is Harry might complain about the coverage given to him & Meghan but when there’s a cause he supports or something he needs to promote etc when he & Meghan are attempting to be more financially independent then he’s going to be calling on the mainstream news media for broadcast time & column inches.

Meghan & Harry

In the deal that seems to have been struck with grandma Lizzy, sorry royalist sycophants I meant her royal highness grandma Queen Lizzy, it’s now definitely going to be harder for Meghan & particularly Harry to dine out on having been members of the royal family, I mean not being able to use the title of HRH is going to knock a zero maybe a few zeros off any fee on the after dinner speaker circuit. With the deal struck with Queen Lizzy, Meghan & Harry are going to have to financially contribute to the multi-million pound renovation of the couples Frogmore Cottage residence despite the fact its on the royal estate at Windsor & thus (not sure this makes sense to anybody else?) wouldn’t it be more appropriate for those who want to be members of the royal family to pay for the renovation of any residences on any royal estate & then charge rent to whoever gwts to live there. One thing I did think a little unfair to Harry in regards to deal struck with Queen Lizzy for him & Meghan to step down as senior royals is that he’s going to have to relinquish many of his military appointments, now an acquaintance of mine who did serve in the military did explain to me this was because these appointments were royal appointments as in honouree head of the marines etc, but Harry Windsor did serve for real on the frontline in Afghanistan & though I might not always agree with imperialist misadventures of the Military Industrial Complex I do have some grudging respect for those troops who believe they’re helping defend the realm etc.

I know many comrades on the left of political spectrum who despite might wanting to abolish the monarchy are expressing solidarity with Harry & Meghan in wanting out of the royal rat-race & with the stance they’re taking against the mainstream news media establishment, but for me personally I think there’s irony of hypocrisy on all sides, actually as you might be able to tell from the title of this article I wasn’t exactly enthusiastic about having to write yet again about the supposed royal crisis surrounding Harry & Meghan. Yes it might be my job as a political commentator to write articles about stuff which is apparent in its political relevance because its dominating the news headlines or sometimes stuff which isn’t hitting the headlines that I think is of political relevant, a rabid republican I might be who’s taken many opportunities in the past to knock the institution of the monarchy,  but with this supposed royal crisis I just can’t help thinking royal crisis I royally don’t give shit about there being a royal crisis, maybe it’s because I think all this Megxit bullshit is really just some posh family having a tiff & there are more important things in this world for us to be obsessing about.

Festival Of Gammon Stupidity

It appears to have become a really big deal for gammon that Big Ben chimes at 23:00 GMT on 31 January, the very moment UK is due to leave the EU, in fact there was a proposed amendment in the House of Commons to the Tory government’s Brexit Bill that would have required Big Ben to have chimed on the moment the UK leaves the EU, only problem is the tower which houses Bog Ben has been undergoing a long-term refurbishment, but now Boris Johnson has suggested there might be a “bung a bob for a Big Ben bong” crowdfunding campaign to raise the necessary funds to have Big Ben chime to mark Brexit & considering there are enough gullible gammon to fund king of the racist gammon Tommy Robinson living a life of luxury then there’s enough gullible gammon to fund a clock chiming to mark their Brexit precious Brexit.

It’s been announced that Boris Johnson’s government will be spending £120million on a ‘Festival of Brexit’, yeah because apparently there isn’t anything more worthwhile for this Tory government to be spending £120million on you know stuff like tackling homelessness & child poverty, okay £120million is in fact a drop in the ocean when it comes to government spending however the Tories are always banging on about saving taxpayers money then why not cut cost & just have a ‘Festival of Brexit’ at the local Wetherspoons pub that way the government will save money for taxpayers & travel expenses for racist gammon who’ll most likely attend as they won’t have to go anywhere.

Clive Lewis might have dropped out of the Labour leadership contest, but he was right when saying Brexit was a racist project from the start & we all know any ‘celebration of Brexit’ will just be a bunch of racist gammon getting drunk & abusive about Muslims & immigrants & anybody else they don’t like the look of.

I heard Nigel Farage was planning a big Brexit celebration in London on January 31s which actually surprised me because I thought he would be trying to prolong his political career & the limelight his ego so obviously craves by going about claiming even after the UK officially leaves the EU that Brexit truly hasn’t happened, well I guess he’ll be back at the next General Election with the Adam & Eve Not Adam & Steve’ party wanting to turn England into fucking Gilead now its out of the EU or what the fuck ever other strain of far-right hate he can tap into & exploit for his own ends.

If Farage is going to hold some kind of big Brexit celebration in Parliament or Trafalgar Square which no doubt will be attended in the main by racist gammon wanking themselves silly about giving the finger to Johnny Foreigner & keeping imperial measurements despite them all being clueless has to how many ounces are in a pound etc, well I’d just fucking love it if that was the day Extinction Rebellion held yet more protests in London as a reminder there are more important issues then fucking Brexit or if a load of militant remainers turned up to gate-crash just to spoil Farage’s Brexit bash for gammon,

Some of us will definitely not be celebrating Brexit, yeah I really want to celebrate this country being substantially poorer & stuff in the shops costs a whole heap more, it will be gammon who’ll be most affected by the economic consequences of Brexit & so it is pretty fucking extraordinary gammon celebrating Brexit they’re really celebrating being further economically fucked!

What A Fucking Dismal Decade For Those Of Us On The Political Left

So it’s the last few days, of the last month, of the last year, of this decade without a name, a time when people will reflect upon their favourite films or favourite TV series or favourite videogames of the past decade, Snowpiercer was my favourite film of the decade, my favourite videogame was Cities Skylines, as for my favourite TV series well I hate to be unoriginal as it’s likely the same as anybody else’s which of course is Game Of Thrones, but hey I’m not known for being a pop culture commentator or critic, I’m known as an uber sweary political commentator, so enough with bollocking on about how frigging awesome Snowpiercer & Game Of Thrones were & lets reflect in around about meandering style how dismal this decade has been for anybody who’s politically to the left.   

Your truly with Alys the love of my life

Though my conclusion is it’s been a dismal decade for those of us on the left of politics, for me personally it’s actually been better than an okay decade, the two major highlights for me personally were successfully coming out as trans in 2010 & then meeting the love of my life Alys (aka Kim Justice) in 2017. There have definitely been more positive than negative highlights for me personally this past decade, from giving up smoking in 2011, to finally managing to move into a decent home in 2016, to surviving a heart attack in 2018 (yes surviving a heart attack is a positive), there was also going to the Houses of Parliament for the first time in 2013 to lobby MPs on the issue of trans rights & subsequently doing so several times, then there was finally getting to talk to my trans hero Caroline Cossey though it’s a shame she turned out to be an utter truscum bigoted cunt well they do say don’t they that you should never meet your heroes they’ll only ever disappoint you.

This has certainly been the decade when trans people became far more prevalent in the public eye, yeah this isn’t just the decade where I came out as trans but just about the entirety of the trans community has seemed to have come out from hiding rejoicing in trans being far more about liberation then it being a stigma. Sure as a consequence of trans people having been far more prevalent in the public eye & thus there being far more interest from the mainstream media in trans people, it’s given rise to the cult of the professional tranny celebrity which I don’t think is helpful in the long term for trans people, however I do acknowledge that trans people appearing in the mainstream media has helped push justice & equality for trans people further up the political agenda which is no bad thing. Yes with trans rights becoming far more of a hot topic politically it’s created a transphobic backlash this however was always going to be inevitable as it’s happened previously when the issue of justice & equality have come to the forefront of the political zeitgeist in regards to other sections of society, but when looking back overall at the past decade regards to the plight of trans people I do think its been mostly positive & one of the few things non transphobic progressive lefties can smile about.

Richard Garner a friend who I lost near the beginning of this decade but still miss

For me personally & for me as a trans woman yes this decade has been generally positive, however it’s not as if I didn’t lose people close to me along the way, in particularly I think of my friend Richard Garner who died of a drugs overdose in 2011, after all these years I still find myself in floods of tears thinking about Rick, yes our politics were different he a libertarian-anarchist & me a socialist but we often found common ground politically whether it was opposition to the war in Iraq or legalizing pot, he was also a massive supporter of the LGBTQ community & supported me when I came out as trans when many others round me didn’t, but what I miss most of all about Richard was he was just as Punk Rock as me liking all the same movies & music & definitely having the same fuck you attitude. The death of trans activist Lily Summers in 2016 is another bereavement I find myself getting moist eyes about, me & Lily were on different sides of the Labour Party but a great deal of what she warned about in regards Jeremy Corbyn’s leadership of the party has come true. I was recently reminded of a photo of me taken in a pub on New Year’s Eve 1999 along with 5 other drinking buddies, 20 years later I’m now the only one still alive, let us just say the deaths of those 5 chums weren’t due to natural causes, I don’t know sometimes I think I suffer from survivors guilt because I do often think how comes I’m still alive despite all the hard liquor I’ve drunk & all the illicit substances I’ve ingested.

Lemmy the world is duller place without him

This of course was the decade we lost Lemmy, he truly was the last of the troubadours who didn’t give a fuck, he just lived sex, drugs & rock ‘n’ roll to the fucking max. Lemmy was the very embodiment of sex, drugs & rock ‘n’ roll, definitely one of my ultimate rock & roll heroes & this world is a far duller place without him. Politically this was the decade we lost Charles Kennedy who I ironically once met in a bar sometime around 1998, he was a thoroughly decent man & in my opinion the last great leader of the Liberal Democrats, I remember back in 2003 he took a principled stance as Lib Dem leader in opposing Tony Blair’s ordering the involvement of the British military in the illegal invasion of Iraq, no other leader of a major parliamentary party did so & there were other prominent members of the Lib Dems such as former party leader Paddy Ashdown (who died last year) who supported the invasion of Iraq, so it was a brave stance he took & the right stance he took, he spoke for me & millions of people in opposition to Blair disgracing this country with the military misadventure in Iraq, Charles Kennedy might no longer be with us but I still applaud him for the stance he took.

I remember Lemmy died right at the end of 2015 & considering what a rock icon he was his death seems to have been a precursor to 2016 the year of the celebrity death what with the passing of David Bowie, Prince & George Michael etc. When historians look back upon this decade, 2016 will be seen as the pivotal year of this decade & not because it was the year Alan Rickman & Carrie Fisher died, but because it was the year of Brexit & Trump.

Back in 2009 I wrote an article for a news site which no longer exists, in which I essentially predicted the rise of the far-right during this decade, well both Brexit & Trump were a consequence of the rise of the far-right with all the hate & intolerance which comes with the far-right. You telling me that Brexit & Trump weren’t motivated by racism, Jesus fucking Christ don’t you recall the rhetoric which plumbed the depths of racist intolerance during both the EU referendum & the Trump presidential campaign?!?! Actually the truth as to what caused both Brexit & the election of Trump is the lack of investment by successive governments (including left of centre governments) in communities which had already spiralled ever downwards into being shitholes, people being constantly fucked in being denied any decent opportunity of bettering themselves & in waltzes the narcissistic egomaniac likes of Donald Trump & Nigel Farage telling the ill-educated poor & desperate living in those communities that its immigrants or people merely being different to them who are to blame for them being constantly fucked!

Brexit & Trump were a product of far-right opportunism, but that opportunism was given to them by the failure of the left, oh it’s definitely not been a good decade for political left that’s both the radical & mainstream left. Wonder whatever happened to the Occupy Movement, oh yeah they went the same way which Extinction Rebellion will be going, as in into historical obscurity having accomplished fuck all, I’m not saying street protests never accomplish anything because the Poll Taxes riots (& yes I was there) of nearly 30yrs ago were the beginning of the end for Margret Thatcher, but ultimately it will always be electoral politics which effects real change & how the mainstream left has failed spectacularly on that score this decade. Labour have lost 4 General Elections in a row this decade, sure the 2010 defeat was deserved as whole Blairite project had run its course & people wanted a change, the 2015 defeat well all Ed Miliband as Labour leader was offering was regurgitated Blairite shite which amounted to Tory lite & people just thought fuck it why not just have full fat Tory, some might want to somehow spin the 2017 defeat as some kind of victory yeah sure Labour did better then any pundit was expecting but it didn’t prevent the Tories in continuing to kill thousands more disabled people did it, as for the 2019 oh fuck we are all still reeling from that one being its one of the worse General Election defeats for Labour despite the Tories having been government for practically a decade.

Me with Jeremy Corbyn back in 2015

It seems a lifetime ago when upon that second Saturday in September of 2015, Jeremy Corbyn was elected Labour leader by a landslide & all us redder then red socialists got drunk as fuck thinking here starts the revolution, but here we less than 5yrs later & well the revolution is down the fucking shitter & on the brink of entering the 2020s I’ve never been as scared as I’m right now about my future as a consequence of being a disabled people. It’s disabled people who Labour have ultimately failed, I’m not saying disabled people should from now on never vote Labour again because of course they should continue voting Labour, what I’m saying is that Labour have failed disabled by not winning elections & thus not being in government & so not putting an end to the Tory genocide against disabled people.

The Official Tory policy when it comes to caring for the disabled

The most dismal thing of this dismal decade has been the scale of the Tory genocide against disabled people, yes I knew when the Tories were elected to government in 2010 they were going to make disabled people pay for the reckless behaviour of their banker chums which the decade previous had caused a global financial crisis. But I never thought it would result in the murder of a 100,000 plus disabled people nor the architect of the government program which has resulted in genocidal levels of disabled people being killed would be receiving a fucking knighthood in the 2020 New Year Honours!

I actually hate writing this kind of ‘year in review’ or ‘decade in review’ type article, not because often end up to be lengthy pieces, but there’s always stuff you forget to mention no matter how many notes you make. Dale Farm, the war in Libya, the riots across Britain in the summer of 2011, Chelsea Manning & Julian Assange, all important stuff which hasn’t gotten mentioned in depth with this review, I guess to sum up this review of the past decade would be to describe it as the stuff which had the biggest impact on me or just that I can’t write about everyfuckingthing which has happened this decade.

Violent Fascist Thugs Are Now Joining The Tory Party

I have to make a correction about Imran Ahmad-Khan who I had mentioned in two previous articles as being the first openly gay Muslim to be elected to any national parliament, apparently Imran isn’t openly gay as LGBT+ Conservatives had led myself & Pink News & others to believe, none the less he is a Muslim Tory politician along with the likes of Sayeeda Warsi & Savid Javid & I had thought this Muslim presence within the higher echelons of the Tory Party might rankle with Britain First considering they’re a thuggish rabble of uber Islamophobic bigots but apparently not.

Britain First are an out & out group of fascist thugs who’s leadership has just urged its members & supporters to join the Tory Party, I guess it shouldn’t be of any great surprise considering other prominent far-right figures such as king of the racist gammon Tommy Robinson & vilest of vile hatemongering gobshite trolls Katie Hopkins have endorsed Boris Johnson during the GE2019 campaign & have now joined the party since the party’s election victory, but having an out & out group of fascist thugs joining the Tories seems far more troubling particularly as Boris Johnson has said nothing to dissuade fascist thugs from joining the Tories.

Paul Golding

Let me remind everybody exactly who Britain First happen to be, I mean these days they’re not in the news as much as they use to be, but it wasn’t so long ago come a Saturday afternoon there’d be tens of green jacketed Britain First gammon thugs terrorising provincial town centres across England with rallies & marches pushing their odious agenda of hate & intolerance. Notoriously of all Britain First’s terrorisation of town centres on any given weekend were the infamous series of ‘Christian Patrols’ around the centre of Luton which amounted to harassing not just Muslim women with abuse & intimidation but anybody else they took a disliking to, this eventually resulted in both Britain First’s former deputy leader Jayda Fransen & Britain First’s leader Paul Golding being banned from entering a 20 mile radius of Luton. Fransen & Golding were also banned from every mosque in the country after Britain First orchestrated several ‘mosque invasions’ which entailed harassing & intimidating anybody who happened to be attending the mosque at the time.

The last time I recall Britain First being in the news was the unsurprising revelation that Jayda Fransen had quit Britain First after having been in an abusive relationship with leader Paul Golding, oh well it’s not just being a racist & Islamophobic bigoted fuck which Golding has in common with Boris Johnson, yes remember back in the summer the police were called to Boris’s house when he was suspected of having physically assaulted his girlfriend, also worth remembering newly signed up Tory Party member Tommy Robinson’s first of many criminal offences was for assaulting an off-duty policeman who had staged an intervention when Tommy was physically assaulting his then girlfriend, next Carl Benjamin will be defecting from UKIP to the Tories to amp up the misogynistic hate.

There’s this great internet meme about the fact that everything Carl Benjamin has been involved with has turned to shit, so in fact it might not be such a bad thing if Carl aka Sargon WankHard aka creepy rape man did defect from UKIP to the Tories because he then can do for the Tories what he did for UKIP.

I honestly can’t believe there aren’t Tories alarmed that Boris nor any other senior Tory has said anything publicly to dissuade knuckle-dragging fascist thugs from joining the Tories, come on do you Tories really want to be known for being the party of thugs such as Tommy Robinson & Paul Golding who continuously encourage hate & intolerance by violent means, come on do you Tories seriously want to have members who’d rather settle an argument about immigration or diversity with their fists rather than with their intellect (as if the likes of Golding or Robinson have any intellect). If generally Tories don’t object to known fascist thugs who’d rather settle an argument with violence then that just illustrates how much the Tories are descending into truly becoming the nazi party rather then just the nasty party & one has to start worrying about defending one’s own liberty to merely be themselves by all necessary means.

Tommy & Katie Join The Tories

King of the racist gammon & convicted fraudster Tommy Robinson announced the day after the General Election that he was joining the Tory party, so I wonder if Boris Johnson will be welcoming Tommy with open arms into the Tory fold being as he’s also a racist & a conman, Johnson might as well, I mean he didn’t reject the endorsement he got from the king of the racist gammon early on in the General Election campaign.

Katie Hopkins & Tommy Robinson

As well as having seen numerous news reports of that the king of the racist gammon Tommy Robinson joining the Tories, I’ve also seen news reports the vilest of vile hatemongering gobshite cunts Katie Hopkins has also possibly joined the Tories. What I do know for certain about the vilest of vile hatemongers Katie Hopkins is over the weekend whilst gloating about the Tories 2019 General Election victory on Twitter, she obstetrically told for former Tory Party chairman Sayeeda Warsi to fuck off out of the Tories because she’s a Muslim.

Sayeeda Warsi has recently been raising a great deal of concern about increasing Islamophobia amongst grassroot Tory activists, oh wasn’t it weird that during the General Election campaign just about every Labour politician I saw or heard being interviewed by the mainstream news media was asked about antisemitism within the Labour Party & yet not even close to half of all the Tory politicians who I saw or heard interviewed by the same mainstream news media were asked about Islamophobia within the Tory Party.

Boris Johnson being a racist gobshite, Islamophobia being rife amongst grassroot Tory activists, yeah it’s easy to see why Tories are now an attractive proposition for gammon hatemongering trolls like Tommy & Katie, but oh dear I hate to tell them Sayeeda Warsi isn’t the only senior Tory who’s a Muslim, the Chancellor of the Exchequer Savid Javid is also a Muslim, oh & Tommy & Katie are definitely not going to like the newly elected Tory MP for Wakefield Imran Ahmad-Khan as not only is he a Muslim but he’s openly gay.

If Imran Ahmad-Khan being the first openly gay Muslim to be elected to a national parliament is too much political correct tolerance for diversity or whatever alt-right speak denotes not wanting to respect fellow human beings for being different, well Tommy & Katie will be far more pleased with  Sally-Ann Hart the newly elected Tory MP for Hastings & Rye who thinks there’s a Muslim conspiracy to turn people transgender but if that’s not enough nutty brown far-right bullshit for Tommy & Katie then Hart has backed the repugnant idea of people with learning disabilities should work for less than the minimum wage purely because they’re disabled & I know that Katie would definitely be of the same thinking as Hart considering some hateful shite she has spouted in the past.

No wonder Tommy & Katie have signed up to be fully fledged members of the Tories with the kind of shite being spouted by MPs such as Sally-Ann Hart & Boris Johnson not doing the decent thing & suspending her hateful arse from the party, but hey Johnson didn’t do the decent thing in rejecting the endorsement from the king of racist gammon, oh fuck me rather than suspending Sally-Ann Harty Boris will probably now appoint her as the minister for equalities.

My Warning To The Next Leader Of The Labour Leader Is Don’t Be Nasty To The Israeli Government For Being Repugnant Racists

I’m asked infrequently why it is that Labour take such an interest in the Israeli/Palestinian conflict? The answer is Britain is still something of a swinging dick on the international stage & if Labour are to convince anybody they’re a government in waiting then they need to have policies on international affairs particularly when it comes to those regions which are hotbeds of conflict & those regional conflicts have a knock on effect around the globe. The far-right will claim the reason Labour activists take such an interest in the Israeli/Palestinian & tend to side with the Palestinians is because of the ‘Islamification’ of the Labour Party which is complete & utter bollocks, because it’s in fact simply about Labour activists having an intense distain for racism & racial injustice, many of us old enough campaigned against apartheid in South Africa during 1980s & now for the same reasons we campaign against the Israeli government for orchestrating an apartheid regime against the Palestinian people.

Whoever follows Jeremy Corbyn as Labour leader will also be deemed as being antisemitic if they don’t support the racist policies of the Israeli government

Whoever is elected to replace Jeremy Corbyn as Labour leader the awful truth is they will also be branded as antisemitic by uber Zionists unless they have their tongue well & truly lodged up the fascistic arse of Benjamin Netanyahu, in other words whoever is elected the next Labour leader they’ll be branded as antisemitic if they dare do the right thing in criticising the racist policies of the Israeli government against the Palestinian people. You see according uber Zionists whereas criticising the policies of either the United States or British government isn’t consider ‘racist’, criticising the policies of the Israeli government particularly in its orchestration of an apartheid regime against the Palestinian people is ‘racist, according to uber Zionists it’s antisemitic, despite the fact the definition of antisemitism being hatred of Jews for being Jews & despite it being a fundamental democratic right of all citizens to criticise & challenge those who govern over us.

The definition of antisemitism is purely the hatred of Jews for being Jews, it’s not the legit criticism of political ideology or government policy, I ought to know being as I happen to be a Jew.

I’m not the only Jew who detests Netanyahu’s brand of Zionism with all the hallmarks of fascism. rampant nationalism, obsession with national security, supremacy of the military, distain for human rights, scapegoating ethnic minorities for the problems of the nation state, religion & government intertwined, oh & then there’s Netanyahu’s own version of Lebensraum.

Many people on the left still advocate the two-state-solution as a means of resolving the Israeli/Palestinian conflict & sure it seems to be the best pathway to peace between the Israelis & Palestinians if wasn’t for the fact it’s no longer viable due the amount of illegal land grabs there have been to house Israeli settlers. Ostensibly what the government of Benjamin Netanyahu are doing in the West bank is a form of ethnic cleansing & yes I will draw comparisons however controversial it might be to Hitler’s egregious policy of Lebensraum because what the government of Benjamin Netanyahu is doing is so spookily reminiscent, Hitler invaded Central & Eastern Europe in the belief Germans needed ‘living space’ & well isn’t that what Netanyahu is doing in regards to the West Bank.

I bet the next Labour leader will no doubt be branded as antisemitic if they oppose weapon sales to Israel so the Israeli Defence Force can carry on massacring innocent Palestinian protesters & aiding in Netanyahu’s version of Lebensraum, yeah I bet the prospect of Jeremy Corbyn having been elected Prime Minister scared the Israeli government shitless as it would have meant no more weapon sales to the Israeli military & possibility of sanctions being imposed on Israel & if the British government set a precedent other western governments might have followed.

Are Tommy & Katie Finding Out Hate Doesn’t Pay?

With all the revelations over the past few weeks concerning Prince Andrew having been way too frigging chummy with Jefferey Epstein who was a convicted sex trafficker & child abuser as well as Andrew himself possibly also having had sordid encounters with underage girls in nightclubs, you’d of thought Tommy Robinson being the self-appointed witchfinder general against paedophilia would be all over Prince Andrew scandal like a bad rash, protesting like motherfucker that a member of the royal family could very well have & who knows might still be grooming underage girls for sex, oh no wait Tommy is only interested in paedophiles who have brown skin, actually people with brown skin don’t necessarily have to be paedophiles to incur Tommy’s wrath because Tommy is in fact a vile racist thug.

Tommy Robinson

Tommy Robinson king of the racist gammon has been bitching that he isn’t getting enough donations from his gullible knuckle-dragging fanbase, weird isn’t when far-right grifters ain’t getting paid enough to hate they turn on their fanbase, I remember a year or two ago fellow far-right grifting troll Milo Yiannopoulos having a tantrum about his fans not giving him enough financial support. You know its endorsing Boris Johnson which has done it for Tommy, I mean Boris has an endless number of flaws but at least he accepts that manmade climate-change is real, sure I’d expect Boris & the Tories will do a feeble amount in actually combatting climate-change if re-elected, but the fact Tommy has endorsed a man who accepts climate-change is real has probably been too much like Tommy selling out as for those gammon actually capable of reading & you know they’re getting their news from Infowars which pushes out an endless amount of fake news that climate-change is a hoax.

Tommy is currently being sued for £100,000 by a Syrian schoolboy for libel, Robinson accused Jamal Hijazi in a Facebook video (which incidentally got Robinson banned from Facebook) of beating up three schoolgirls when in fact it was Jamal who was being continuously harassed, bullied & assaulted. No wonder Tommy has been asking his legion of gullible gammon fanboys to get with it in sending him Moola because this libel case could ruin Tommy (Oh lets hope so) but this wouldn’t be the first time a far-right troll has been bankrupted for shit they’ve said ain’t that right Katie Hopkins.

Katie Hopkins

It was recently reported that Katie Hopkins had to sell her £1million 5 bedroom luxury home in Devon due being financially wiped-out after losing a libel case brought by food writer & social justice activist Jack Monroe, she’s actually been whinging in the press about how speaking her mind has cost her media career & bankrupted her, oh my heart bleeds NOT, fuck her she is vilest of vile hatemongering gobshite cunts, okay maybe I feel sorry for her kids to have a mother like Katie Hopkins, but if Hopkins ends up on welfare I will laugh my arse off considering all the nasty shit she’s said in the past about people getting benefits.

Even if Jamal Hijazi isn’t successful with the libel case he’s brought against Tommy Robinson, I know journalist Mike Stuchbery is looking to bring a libel case against Tommy & is seeking funding to do so, Mike is a regular contributor to the monthly Let The Eat KEK vlogcast which you find on my chum Kevin Logan’s YouTube channel, it’s essentially an antifascist show detailing all the month’s activities regards far-right gammon, I haven’t as yet been asked to contribute to the show despite having devoted many hours writing about the antics of the far-right however the lack of contribution from yours truly shouldn’t deter you from tuning in.

King Of The Racist Gammon Endorses Boris Johnson

It hasn’t been a spectacular start to the 2019 General Election campaign for Boris Johnson, there was the video of Boris drunkenly rambling about Brexit whilst he was attending a reception on the campaign trail in Scotland, there was that cringeworthy (then some) photo op with a mop whilst visiting those effected by floods in the East Midlands which as well as being incredibly insulting to those who had been flooded out probably had his chief of the art the dark arts Dominic Cummings facepalming with despair, then yesterday there was Boris not knowing the words to Wheels On The Bus whilst visiting a primary school in Taunton which literally had me spitting my drink out with laughter, oh & the Tories thought Theresa May was fucking atrocious at campaigning during the last General Election, but don’t fret Tories because there’s help on hand from the King of the racist gammon, yep professional racist thug Tommy Robinson has endorsed Boris.

King Of The Gammon Tommy Robinson endorses Boris Johnson for PM

As yet Boris Johnson hasn’t rejected the endorsement from Tommy Robinson, so it appears that Boris is a-fucking-okay with you know an endorsement from a professional racist gammon thug who’s been sentenced to several stretches in clink which have included stretches for violent offences & who along with his legion of knuckle-dragging gammon fanboys riot in city centres & terrorise journalists as well as Boris’s fellow MPs.

I actually bet there are some Tory election campaign strategists who’s wet dream it would be to pair Boris up with Tommy on election campaign as both are racist cunts, I mean Boris can appeal to middle/upper class racists & Tommy can appeal to working class racists thus the Tories would appeal to racists of all classes, plus if there’s any trouble from pesky protesters with eggs or milkshakes then Tommy can call on his fellow gammon thugs from the English Defence League to sort them out.

But of course Tommy will be too much for Tories in the Home-Counties with their sets of precious china & floral net curtains, yes they’re okay with Boris & his racist vitriol in the broadsheets but not okay with Tommy Robinson’s racism of the streets or is it just they’re okay with racism when it comes from the upper or middle classes but not when isn’t the racism of the working classes, what the fuck ever it fucking sucks because the racism in the Tory press feeds racism on the streets thus Boris & Tommy might as well pair up on the election campaign trail because no matter which of the two racist cunts is spouting racist vitriol its going to result in people who happen to be born one side of line on a map getting a slap or somebody getting a knuckle sandwich for the god they prey to or a kicking for the colour of their skin.

What A Clusterf**k It Must Be To Be A Palestinian Who’s LGBTQ

What a clusterfuck it must be to a Palestinian who’s LGBTQ, I mean not only are you going to be victimised by the Israeli government’s apartheid regime against the Palestinian people but you’ll also going to be victimised by other Palestinians for being LGBTQ, not only do you run the risk of being shot or rocketed to death by the Israeli Defence Force for being Palestinian but you’re also at risk of being thrown off the top of a rooftop by other Palestinians for being LGBTQ.

The Palestinian Authority recently announced a ban on all LGBTQ activities in the West Bank after Al-Qaws an organisation that supports LGBTQ Palestinians were planning to hold a public pro LGBTQ event in the city of Nablus, a spokesperson for the Palestinian Authority told the told the Jerusalem Post that the decision had been made because activities of groups such as Al-Qaws are “harmful to the higher values and ideals of Palestinian society”, yeah more like the Palestinian Authority are homophobic/transphobic as fuck & are being utter frigging hypocrites because whereas they’ll complain rightfully about Palestinians being persecuted for simply being Palestinians they’re prepared to persecute the LGBTQ amongst the Palestinian populous for simply being LGBTQ.

Nobody can help being Palestinian, nobody can help being LGBTQ, nobody should ever be discriminated or persecuted because of stuff they can’t help such as race, ethnicity, gender, sexual orientation, disability or age, it kind of goes without saying that a political leftist physically disabled Jewish transsexual lesbian such as myself would espouse this. Because I’m a trans woman who is a lesbian, Zionists love to challenge me for having supported justice for the Palestinian people & critical of the Israeli government when its evident that homophobia/transphobia is rampant amongst the Palestinian populous & LGBTQ Palestinians are being persecuted by other Palestinians for being LGBTQ whereas within the state of Israel itself LGBTQ rights are progressively on par with Western Europe. Other then the recent decision by the Palestinian Authority to ban the activities of pro LGBTQ groups, I’m well aware there are no protections or rights for Palestinians who are LGBTQ in the West Bank or Gaza, yes I know in Gaza controlled by Hamas that LGBTQ people are being thrown off rooftops no doubt excuse for which is no doubt poisonous religious interpretation, yes LGBTQ rights in Israel are comparative to LGBTQ rights in Western European, but none of this excuses the racist policies of the Israeli government against the Palestinian people.

One of the oddities during the Apartheid era in my native South Africa was transsexuals had rights & legal protections which were in fact far more progressive then they were in the UK at that time, but how progressive the apartheid regime in South Africa happened to be in regards trans people this was never an excuse the savagely rabid racism of the apartheid regime in treating non Whites like shit & the same goes for Israeli government being ever so progressive when it comes to LGBTQ rights doesn’t excuse the Israeli government orchestrating an apartheid regime as it has against the Palestinian people.

No matter how rampant homophobia/transphobia might be amongst the Palestinian people this doesn’t excuse the racism of the Israeli government towards Palestinians, two wrongs don’t make a right, despite some Zionists thinking it does. I have encountered Zionists who seem to think Palestinians being homophobic/transphobic as fuck is enough of an excuse to go bomb the shit out of Palestinian communities, but that’s not actually why the Israeli Defence Force are shooting or rocketing Palestinians is it, no the IDF are firing upon Palestinians for purely being Palestinians no matter if they’re homophobic/transphobic or not.

I condemn both the Palestinian Authority & Hamas for being homophobic/transphobic & equally I condemn the Israeli government for being racist as fuck & overall I just fucking despair & most of all feel for Palestinians who are LGBTQ literally getting shot on both sides.