Greggs Vegan Sausage Rolls & Trans People & The Fascism of Knuckle-Dragging Gammon

Remember at the beginning of 2018 when bakery chain Greggs launched a vegan sausage roll which had Piers Morgan vomiting on Good Morning Britain & venting about how this was political correctness gone mad, well I’m surprised he wasn’t upchucking one of Greggs new vegan steak bakes launched last week particularly on hearing the news that a court ruled veganism to be protected ethical characteristic.

In other foodie related news, specifically news concerning bakery firms who financially support the Tories, Warburtons last week were besieged on social-media by a backlash from bigoted far-right gammon due to the bakery firm having put a halal symbol on loafs of bread which they produce equivalent to the bakery firm having put the kosher symbol on packs of bagels which they produce, fuck me the way some bigoted gammon knuckle-dragging Tommy Robinson fanboy wankers were bollocking on about Warburtons having put a halal symbol on their products you’d of thought Warburtons were supporting the imposition of Sharia Law upon us all, don’t tell me next Warburtons will be supporting Anjem Choudary to be Britain’s Supreme Ayatollah because I really see a Tory supporting bakery firm from Northern England doing that NOT!

Those bigoted far-right gammon who have been getting wound up no end about Warburtons having stuck a halal symbol of their goods are no doubt the same bigoted gammon who were getting all wound up at the beginning of last year when Greggs launched the sale of vegan sausage rolls in their stores & probably were just as displeased with Greggs launching their new vegan steak bake, yes it wasn’t just Piers Morgan ranting & raving about Greggs selling vegan sausage rolls in their stores being political correctness gone mad blahdy etc blah, I distinctly recall bovine loving gammon knuckle-draggers getting their panties in a serious bind & acting like utter fucking snowflakes about Greggs selling fucking vegan sausage rolls, spewing such nonsensical conspiratorial bullshit about how Greggs selling vegan sausage rolls was some nefarious means of turning everybody into being vegans.

I’m not a vegan, I’m very much a carnivore, I like nothing better then chumping down a tasty cheeseburger or a lovely medium rare steak & my opinion about Greggs vegan sausage rolls is they’re utter shite, but nobody is forcing me to eat a Greggs vegan sausage roll yet if you believed the shite bigoted far-right gammon knuckle-dragging Tommy Robinson fanboy wankers were spouting you’d of thought this was some massive imposition upon them which is some mega threat to their way of life. Oh please gammon just fuck off with the conspiratorial bullshit about Greggs selling vegan baked goods as a nefarious means in turning everybody into vegans because nobody is forcing you to eat vegan anything for fucks sake. Most vegans I know whether they’re vegans for health or ethical reasons or both aren’t trying to convert anybody into eating a vegan, no vegetarian nor vegan has ever harassed me nor even merely suggested I should eat a vegetarian or vegan diet, nor have I ever heard of any militant vegan ever going into a steakhouse wearing to a suicide vest demanding the entire populous cease eating meat because meat is murder, yet despite vegans on the whole being extremely peace loving people they might as well be strapping on bombs & attempting to convert everybody into not using meat related products, because gammon will continue with the conspiratorial bullshit as seem to have this innate paranoia that vegans are trying to convert the entire populous into being vegans, they actually have the same innate paranoid bullshit about all groups in society different to them including trans people.

I’m trans woman & I nor any other trans person is trying to convert anybody into being trans, you’re either born trans or your not, what I & nearly all other trans people are asking for is that we are treated with dignity & respect, but apparently this is too much to ask for with the infestation of gammon there is now throughout society hence why you have Piers Morgan not just upchucking vegan sausage rolls on ITV’s Good Morning Britain but also verbally beating up trans activists such as Munroe Bergdorf. Piers Morgan reflects the gammon infestation’s inability to accept difference & diversity, whether it’s Greggs selling vegan sausage rolls or trans people demanding to be respected on par with the rest of society. Despite the fact if we were all meant to be the fucking same we’d all have been born fucking clones of one another, but with gammon we must be like them or else, hmm I kind of think trying to impose we should all be like braindead gammon to be you know a bit fascistic!

The Winner Of The 2019 Botha’s Dickhead Cunt Of The Year Award Is….

It’s the last day of the year & so time to reflect upon the last year, time to think who’s been the biggest dickhead when it comes to the realm of socio-political bullshit, which cunt of utter cunts has fucked me off the most.

I’m tempted to award Iain Duncan Shit with Botha’s 2019 Botha’s Dickhead Cunt Of The Year, as he’s more deserving of ‘cunt of the year’ award then the knighthood he’s receiving in the New Year Honours considering he’s the architect of the Tories ‘welfare reform’ program which has resulted in a genocidal level of disabled people being murdered. But Iain Duncan Shit misses out on being awarded Botha’s Dickhead Cunt Of The Year this year, because how much it might fucking well fuck me off that he’s able to freely walk the streets when he should be in prison for crimes against humanity, there have been other cunts who’ve fucked me off this year & there have been bigger dickheads when it comes to politics.

I’m actually awarding Botha’s Dickhead Cunt Of The Year in 2019 to two people, the first is a trans woman, but it’s not Kellie Maloney who told me I was an intolerant bigot yet she’s the one who was a member of UKIP an out & out xenophobic political party whereas I’m the one who has fought racism since I can remember from the days I campaigned against Apartheid in my native South Africa to opposing UKIP & the rise the far-right, nor am I awarding Botha’s Dickhead Cunt Of The Year in 2019 to Caroline Cossey despite her being a bigoted truscum cunt who’s a control freak bully wanting to regiment everything from my bowel movements to the words I write.

India Willoughby

The first recipient of the 2019 Botha’s Dickhead Cunt Of The Year Is …(drumroll)… India Willoughby, this is because of the truscum bigoted cunt constantly spewing transphobic bollocks in the mainstream news media mainly on Good Morning Britain where its more then obvious being a failed journalist she’s angling for a job, anytime Piers Morgan as the presenter of Good Morning Britain wants to go on some transphobic rant there’s India as a trans woman to give him some sort of shield of credence when he starts whipping up hate towards the trans community. Whilst appearing on Good Morning Britain India Willoughby has come out with such truscum/transphobic/homophobic bigoted shite as accusing the LGBTQ community acting like the KGB…..oh is this because those of proud to be LGBTQ have called you out for your bigotry towards sections of the LGBTQ community geez how dare we oppose transphobic & homophobic bigotry which helps no LGBTQ person, she repeatedly denies the identity (she’s even denied the existence) of non-binary people yet whines about being misgendered…..though being a trans woman myself I know how hurtful it is for plebs to continuously misgender you but as India denies the existence of non-binary people she hasn’t a fucking leg to stand on when it comes to whining on about how cruel & unjust it is to be misgendered if you’re a trans woman, India is constantly posing as if she’s the arbiter of what’s who is & isn’t trans & how specifically how trans women should convey themselves…err fuck off India who the fuck put you in charge & what makes you a fucking expert because though you might be trans nearly everything I’ve heard from you tells me your in fact incredibly ignorant about trans stuff & the fact you nearly always seem to side with the enemies of the trans community such as TERFs & god bothers says a great deal. The last time I saw India Willoughby appearing on Good Morning Britain she said she no longer identifies as trans, oh geez India we are so heartbroken you no longer identify as trans which is why there were trans woman dancing in the street to that news, actually I wasn’t dancing in the street because I just know as soon Piers Morgan wants to stoke up more hate towards trans people whilst presenting Good Morning Britain, there will be India Willoughby to assist him because considering her floundering journalistic career she’s probably angling for Piers Morgan to give her a leg up.

It’s probably going to bruise Willougby’s ego somewhat to find out that she’s actually the joint winner of the 2019 Botha’s Dickhead Cunt Of The Year ha fucking ha.

There is an overpopulate field of far-right scumbag cunts spouting hate & intolerance, Tommy Robinson, Katie Hopkins & Paul Joseph Watson are all apt candidates for Botha’s Dickhead Cunt Of The Year & any of whom could won this prodigious award any other year, but one far-right scumbag cunt has exceeded all other far-right scumbag cunts in their far-right scumbag cuntishness.

Carl Benjamin

The second recipient of the 2019 Botha’s Dickhead Cunt Of The Year Is …(drumroll)… Carl from Swindon, aka Carl Benjamin, aka Sargon of Wankhard, aka weird rapey tweet man, aka the man who’s clown car antics during this year’s European Election campaign not only sunk politics in this country to a new low but managed to sink UKIP as any kind of serious contender in British politics. As well as Carl proving himself by far the biggest far-right dickhead of the year, he also helped to inspire one of my favourite YouTube vids of 2019 Sargonian Rhapsody which believe me is saying something as I utterly detest the original Bohemian Rhapsody. I bet Carl after having gone out of his way to harass Labour MP Jess Philips with rapey orientated bullshit is now grinding his teeth because she’s in the running to replace Jeremy Corbyn as Labour leader whereas Carl where the fuck is he with is political career, oh fucking ha fucking ha, hey maybe in 2020 Carl could join the Tories as the rest of the far-right pondlife appears to be doing, actually I’m kind of hoping he actually will join Tories as Carl is something of the grim reaper when it comes to political movements.

Yes in 2019 its been India Willougby & Carl Benjamin who have fucked me off no end, far more then Boris Johnson or Iain Duncan Smith or Donald Trump or Alex Jones, but have no doubt all those names I’ve listed are most definitely cunting cuntish cunts!