Nigel Farage refused last Wednesday to get off his Brexit Party campaign bus because the bus had been surrounded with people drinking milkshakes, I wonder if Nigel is going to be now cowering in the backroom closet with PTSD anytime the milk man delivers to the family home, I heard that last Thursday that there were free milkshakes at Nigel’s local polling station & didn’t see any photos of him casting his vote, I think we’ve now found what truly terrifies Nigel Farage.
Last Thursday I saw reports of an army veteran who was wearing a Brexit Party rosette having a milkshake chucked at him outside a polling station in Aldershot, I did originally think this was taking the ‘milkshakes against racism’ a bit far, however its now transpired that Don McNaughton the army veteran in question actually spilled a milk or yoghurt based drink on himself & tried to use it as ruse to smear the left & possibly gain the sympathy vote for the Brexit Party, yes the gammon fucker faked it! It’s also transpired as well as faking having a milkshake chucked at him because he’s a gammon Brexiter, Don McNaughton has been investigated for having shot unarmed civilians in Northern Ireland whilst serving in the army.
Considering how much of an attention seeking fuckwod Milo Yiannopoulos happens, I bet it was a real pisser there were no headlines about him having a milkshake chucked at him when he was travelling around as part of Carl Benjamin’s entourage as Carl aka Sargon of Akkad campaigned as a MEP candidate for UKIP in the South West, I bet it was even more of a pisser for Milo that at least at least three milkshakes were chucked successfully at Carl during the campaign for the European Elections as well as the fish & horse shit & everything else being chucked getting the headlines for Carl not him.
If Milo had had a milkshake chucked at him only a couple of years ago it would have been as much headline news as that antifa activist punching White Supremacist Richard Spencer, but alas conservatives nor civil society in general are as keen as Milo is on Catholic priests raping alter boys & so now nobody cares if Milo gets a milkshake in the face, but hey Milo there’s hope because if your mate Carl Benjamin is successful in taking over UKIP he can appoint you as UKIP’s youth spokesperson because he’s just as keen on underage boys having sex & bet there’s a never ending supply of milkshake for you both when you advocate such repugnant shite.