More Bullshit Regards Iran

Today marks 20 years since the ban was lifted on LGBTQ people serving in the British military, my opinion on LGBTQ people serving in the military is pretty much the same opinion of the late great Bill Hicks, if there are LGBTQ people just as dumb as any heteronormative gammon wanker in wanting to pick up a gun & go fight wars for oil on behest of the Military Industrial Complex then I say fucking let them.

Of course if the United States & Britain went to war with Iran then Britain might very well have soldiers who are trans fighting that war whereas United States would have no soldiers who are trans as Donald Trump as US president has decreed that trans people can no longer serve in the US military because apparently being trans prevents you from gunning or bombing Iranians to death. The irony is trans people get better treatment under the Iranian regime then they’ve had under the Trump administration, though of course gung-ho hatemongering gammon fanboys of Tommy Robinson refuse to believe this to be true despite the fact they’re just as hateful of trans people as they are about them brown people who eat halal.

So the latest bullshit out Iran is that the British Ambassador Rob Macaire was detained after attending the vigil in Tehran for those who died when last week the Iranian military shot down a Ukrainian passenger plane which then turned into a protest against the Iranian government, err what the fuck does anybody fucking expect when Boris Johnson sides with Donald Trump against the Iranian regime, Tory ministers can whine all they like about how the Iranian regime detaining the British Ambassador being a violation of the Geneva Convention but its not as if none of us aren’t aware that the Iranian regime does have something of a track record when it comes to violating the Geneva Convention, I mean some of us are old enough to remember the Iranian hostage crisis which in part helped to bring down the Carter administration.

There will be those gung-ho gammon dipshits who are itching for the US military to go bomb Iran because bombing them brown people who eat halal is probably the only thing likely to give them an erection & who will no doubt accuse me of being anti-American or for being a lover of the Iranian regime because I say trans people are currently better off under the Iranian regime then currently under the Trump administration, hey me saying trans people are treated better by the Iranian regime then those trans people living under the current US government isn’t a ringing endorsement of the Iranian regime, it’s more a condemnation of the Trump administration’s treatment of trans people in restricting them from having the same rights as anybody else in mainstream society in a country which thinks its morally superior for being the ‘land of the free’.

Anti-government protests in Iran

I certainly don’t in any manner support the Iranian regime, for starters it’s an autocratic theocracy which rules with brutality & savagery, it puts to death people who are homosexual simply for being homosexual, it violates many of the human rights we take for granted such as freedom of speech, all of which is why I find myself weirdly in agreement with Donald Trump in support of the protests against the Iranian regime which are appearing to be increasing across Iran following the Iranian regime admitting it did down a Ukrainian passenger plane, the Iranians would likely be better off if they overthrew the current regime ruling over them unless of course the likes of ISIS see an opportunity in gaining a foothold as a consequence of any insurrection against the current Iranian regime.

It’s All Drooping For Bigoted Gammon Now Trump Has Said Iran Are Standing Down

Despite Donald Trump having threatened to order the bombing of cultural sites inside Iran further to having ordered the drone attack a week ago which killed Iran’s top military commander Qasem Soleimani & despite the Iranian military having possibly downed a Ukrainian passenger jet which was flying over Iranian airspace in a retaliatory missile attack on US military bases in Iraq, Donald Trump has now claimed that the Iranian military appears to be standing down, or more likely Donald Trump has wanked himself off enough for now from having bombed shit in the Middle East because yes when it comes down to it everything (particularly wars) is about dick! I bet those most disappointed in Trump’s announcement that the Iranian military appears to be stepping down & thus there now won’t be an immediate war on Iran to get all fucking gung-ho about, will bigoted gammon, no super jiz time for them sitting in mom’s basement rather it’s all going to be a bit droopy for gammon in regards to Iran.

Donald Trump announcing the Iranian military were appearing to stand down after recent escalation in tensions between the US & Iran

Though gammon might be disappointed there won’t be any immediate war with Iran for them to get all rock hard & excited about, bigoted gammon need not fear because the pattern of bullshit with Iran is oh so familiar to me, because back in the 1990s following the first Gulf War there would periodically be an escalation in tensions between the US & Iraq resulting in NATO bombing various sites in or around Baghdad & then things would calm down for a while, of course we know how that all transpired when in the year 2000 there was a change in the US presidency & George W Bush arrived in the Oval Office day one with a hard-on for invading Iraq. War with Iran is fucking inevitable, it’s not as if the Military Industrial Complex haven’t got any new toys for troops to play with or that that the Iranians haven’t got a fuck ton of oil to be plundered, but the war in Iraq is still relatively fresh in the minds of the American electorate & as its election year in the United States so selling another war in the Middle East might be more than tricky for Donald Trump to sell to the American people when running for re-election, though be sure the Trump administration will continue with the covert & clandestine war against Iran which might very well result in terrorist blowback upon the American people.

Even members of Donald Trump’s own party aren’t happy about his action against the Iranian regime, but I see Boris Johnson has taken time out from sunning himself in the Caribbean to be Prime Minister & stick his tongue up the arse of Donald Trump in backing the assassination of Qasem Soleimani, oh fucking wonderful BoJo has now entangled the UK in the bullshit between the US & Iran & because he’s sided with Trump it’s now British people who could also now suffer from the blowback of terrorism as a result of him doing so.

Boris Johnson sticking his tongue up the arse of Donald Trump

Boris Johnson supports Donald Trump having ordered the drone strike which killed Qasem Soleimani & yet has the fucking cheek to ask for there to be a de-escalation of tensions between the US & Iran, because yeah killing Iranian’s top military commander has really de-escalated things hasn’t it Boris NOT! I heard that somebody describe Donald Trump as a terrorist in a suit, what an apt description because that’s exactly what the assassination of Qasem Soleimani was. Its not as if I’m terribly weepy about Qasem Soleimani being killed, he was an evil piece of shit, but his assassination was an act of state sponsored terrorism, which is a tactic the US & UK government have been quick to condemn other governments for having pursued.

Yes the Iranian regime are certainly guilty themselves of state sponsored terrorism, but the point is don’t we think ourselves more righteously superior morally then the likes of the Iranian regime & yet our own governments pursue the same tactic & then there’s the gung-ho fuckwitted bigoted gammon cheering them on for doing so.

Climate Change Ablaze & Talk Of WW3 Hasn’t This First Weekend of the 2020s Sucked!

So this has been the first weekend of the year, the first weekend of this decade & hasn’t it just fucking sucked!

I discovered my grandmother had died & my arsehole family didn’t have the common decency to inform me, but best not to dwell as one can’t change the past only the present & future, but I’m not sure we might have much of future what with the Australian bush fires & the escalation of shit between in the US & Iran.

Remember when one of the Koch Brothers dropped dead last year whilst the Amazon rain forest was ablaze, well unfortunately the other Koch Brother is still alive to fund the denial that the Australian bushfires currently raging have anything to do with climate-change. If you thought the fires in the Amazon rainforest last year were frigging devasting, the size of the Australian bush fires currently raging make the fires in the Amazon rainforest last year look as if they were your average bonfire in the Blue Peter Garden, people in New Zealand’s largest city Auckland over a thousand miles away from Australia awoke today to find the city was coated in an orange haze as consequence of the Australian bush fires, for fucks sake the enormity of the bushfires in Australia can be seen by satellites from space & the enormity of the bushfires in Australia is creating its own weather phenomenon which is making the situation worse, this is a national emergency for Australia & its consequence could worsen the climate emergency for millions around the globe, all which has come about due to Australia experiencing record high temperatures which very much has everything to do with climate-change being as real as a motherfucker! Oh no wait climate-change can’t be real because Meat Loaf is now a fucking climatologist who reckons Greta Thunberg has been ‘brainwashed’ into thinking climate-change is real.

Hey Meat Loaf you talentless GOP supporting fuck will you be joining Ted Nugent in entertaining US troops when they’ve marched into Tehran. For Tommy Robinson & gammon fuckwits there’s just not enough hate in bushfires killing kangaroos & koala bears & as a consequence for the planet’s eco-system & climate to be further fucked up, because that’s all pinko hippy lefty bullshit, but hey it’s super jiz time for gammon dwelling in mom’s basement with the prospect of yet another war against them brown people who eat Halal with a further escalation of tensions between the US & Iran.

Donald Trump claimed the targeted U.S drone attack this past Friday which killed Iran’s top military commander Qasem Soleimani, was to “to stop a war not to start one”. I wonder if Trump actually believes the shit he spouts, because it’s done anything but prevent a war, it’s actually ramped up the inevitability of there being yet another war in the Middle-East for fucks sake, at the very least there’ll now be far greater hostility from the Iranian regime towards western nations clandestine or outright terrorist in nature which will result in more innocent blood being spilt. The further hypocrisy regards the drone attack which killed Qasem Soleimani was it being a state sanction assassination something which the US & British governments are always quick in condemning other governments for pursuing & more often than not this it’s the Israeli government being condemned more than any other, oh & of course it’s been the paranoia of the Israeli government led by fascist in the making Benjamin Netanyahu which has been itching for western powers to go bomb Iran because there can be only there can only be one regional bully in the Middle-East with nukes.

I’m no fan of the Iranian regime & I certainly don’t want them to be developing nuclear weapons, but ironically bigoted gammon fuckwits who get all gung-ho about Trump getting tough on Iran actually have far more common with the Iranian regime then they realise, in fact the Iranian regime are more liberal in some respects then your average Tommy Robinson supporting knuckle-dragging gammon fanboy, I mean trans women in Iran have the same legal protections as cis women, sure the Iranian regime are homophobic as fuck but so are your average gammon, the Iranian regime are however certainly far less transphobic then your average gammon.

I wrote somewhat of a rambling piece last summer about the likelihood of the US going to war with Iran from the perspective of far-right YouTube shitlords Ben Shapiro & Paul Joseph Watson having something of a ding-dong scrap about the subject, within that ramble fest of an article I wrote that ‘It’s not a case of if but when the US/UK will go to war with Iran’ & I still think the words I wrote are prophetic as Iran has a fuck ton of oil & recently discovered another reserve estimated to be worth 53 billion barrels & I’m sure the Military Industrial Complex always have new toys for troops to play with.

Enter Boris & Now It’s Off We Go To War With Iran & Brexit Disaster Land

So on Monday Jo Swinson was elected leader of the Liberal Dem…..oh sorry wrong party & wrong leadership contest, I’m kind of out of practice having had to take a few days off from writing to deal with some personal stuff, however the votes of the Liberal Democrat MPs do in fact have some importance as we currently have a hung parliament & soon enough after the summer recess there’s going to be more parliamentary Brexit bullshit.

Despite having had to take some personal time from ranting like frothing at the mouth militant socialist motherfucker, It’s kind of impossible with wall-to-fucking-wall news coverage not to be aware Boris Johnson was yesterday elected Tory Party leader & just this afternoon after visiting Queen Lizzy at the palace is now the UK’s Prime Minister, I’m also aware we a fucked! With Prime Minister Boris Johnson we as a nation are completely & utterly motherfucking fuck!

Prime Minister Boris Johnson

Donald Trump described Boris Johnson as Britain Trump, I think President Bozo Racist The Pussy Grabber was meant to say Boris was Britain’s Trump or the British Trump, but anyways will Donald be holding hands when he & Boris are walking together as he did with Theresa May, fuck it why not as it’s obvious to me those two have some kind of bromance going on, hey why don’t the two of them get a sleazy motel room together to further explore their bromance & they can have Nigel Farage join them for a threesome.

In all seriousness one should actually be extremely fearful of the close relationship between Boris & Donald, considering Trump having since surrounded himself with warmongering scumbag ‘neo-con’ advisers like John Bolton tensions with the Iranian regime have weirdly escalated & you can’t help thinking its only a matter of time until its 1-2-3-4 off to war with Iran, which might mean Britain might get dragged into another Middle Eastern exertion to fatten the profits of the Military Industrial Complex if Boris is going to play Mini-Me to Donald Trump.

If Donald Trump meant when he said ‘Trump Britain’ that Boris Johnson was going to lurch crazily to the hard-right/far-right as he is in the way he governs, yeah I’m scared as fuck this will be the case which definitely ain’t good if you’re disabled, poor, female or LGBTQ. Like Trump, Boris has a history of making racist & homophobic comments & propagating fake news as well as not being bothered with detail when detail fucking matters, oh sure Boris made mention of supporting LGBTQ people in his first speech as Prime Minister outside No10, yeah well Trump was pictured holding the LGBTQ Pride flag when as a Presidential candidate whilst as president his administration has been rolling back the few federal protections there were preventing discrimination against LGBTQ people. The Tories have for the past decade been pursuing genocidal policies against people with disabilities, I expect no different from the Tory government led by Boris Johnson, in fact I expect Boris’s government to ratchet up the killing disabled people, an ominous sign is disabled people were the first to be gassed by the nazis, but killing disabled people isn’t the only ominous sign of Boris Johnson’s nazi or fascist tendencies.

Philip Hammond, Rory Stewart, Alan Duncan & several other Tories who oppose a No-Deal-Brexit have resigned from their cabinet positions as a No-Deal-Brexit is clearly Boris intentions, all of which means Boris’s first cabinet as Prime Minister will no doubt be chock full with Tory ministers with a massive fucking hardon for a No-Deal-Brexit, Boris did reiterated his determination for the UK to leave the European Union on October 31st in his first speech as Prime Minister outside No10 & as a new Brexit deal with the EU can’t logistically be negotiated with the EU by October, it appears we are heading to No-Deal-Brexit disaster land & Boris doesn’t mind acting like fucking fascist despot to force Brexit disaster land to happen. If Boris follows through on his threat to prorogue parliament to forcing a No-Deal-Brexit he’ll be acting very much in the manner of a fascist despot, because when executive branch of government suspends the legislative branch when the legislative doesn’t give the executive what it wants that folks is what fascist despots do.

Paul Joseph Watson & Ben Shapiro Are Having a Ding-Dong Scrap About War With Iran

Some outside observers might be somewhat bemused as to why two YouTube shitlord heroes of the alt-right might be having something of a ding-dong scrap about going to war with Iran, however what outside observers might not grasp is that alt-right shitlord YouTubers have a tendency to all hate the fuck out of each other which really shouldn’t be any fucking surprise considering they’re all hatemongers thus just full of hate for everything & everyone, plus it’s not as if there aren’t ideological differences amongst the far-right which is what the alt-right happens to be, ‘alt-right’ is a laughable attempt to give the same old horrid far-right an edgy uber cool term but it doesn’t fool me it really is the same old far-right fascistic bullshit hate just a different bullshit label.

Ben Shapiro

When it comes to alright/far-right bullshit, Ben Shapiro represents the more traditional neoconservative position forever in love of bombing the shit out of countries full of Brown people to pillage & plunder those countries of their natural resources in the interests of the Military Industrial Complex, of course this is usually dressed up in bullshit propaganda spin about taking down rogue terrorist states & spreading western values of democracy & liberty which is seriously the biggest horseshit going. When it comes to alright/far-right bullshit, Paul Joseph Watson represents the lesser known (at least this side of the pond) paleoconservative position of non-interventionalist national isolationism, I guess the nearest proponent of this ideology in the mainstream British news media would be Daily Mail columnist Peter Hitchens, however it’s a far more US-centric ideological strain of conservative ideology with proponents such as Pat Buchanan & Ron Paul, but have no illusions that Paul Joseph Watson has any benevolence or love for Johnny Foreigner, he might not want the US or UK to be bombing the shit out of Johnny Foreigner at the same time he’d gladly let Johnny Foreigner starve or go without medical supplies as a consequence of famine or civil war, because as well as being opposed to military intervention in foreign territories the paleoconservative likes of Paul Joseph Watson also oppose the giving of foreign aid on humanitarian grounds, whereas of course lefties like myself will oppose bombing the shit out of countries the Military Industrial Complex want to sink it’s vampirical teeth into we will support the giving of humanitarian-aid to those less fortunate caught up in strife around the globe.

Paul Joseph Warson

So there you have it, one far-right YouTube shitlord wants to bomb the fuck out of Iran & another far-right YouTube shitlord doesn’t want to bomb the shit out of Iran but would let the Iranian people starve if they were struck by some natural disaster or civil strife. Obvious question would be why should anybody give a shit about what any far-right YouTube shitlord says about war with Iran, well you shouldn’t give a shit about what any YouTube shitlord says about anything, but you really should give a shit about the prospect of war with Iran, because I’m not the only one who’s noticed the mainstream news media here & in the United States are already talking as if we are going to be going to war with Iran & every time I hear Donald Trump say he doesn’t war with Iran the more I’m convinced he does, Democrat presidential candidate Jo Biden is talking about airstrikes on Iran & Tory leadership & UK Prime Ministerial contender Jeremy Hunt has said British forces could join the US in military action against Iran.

Every time Trump says he doesn’t want war with Iran the more I’m convinced he wants war with Iran

It’s not a case of if but when the US/UK will go to war with Iran, the recent attack on western oil tankers in the Persian Gulf by the Iranian military which has ratcheted up tensions between the US/UK & the theocratic regime in Iran somewhat smacks of the Gulf of Tonkin incident which was the prelude to the Vietnam War & definitely will play out as much the same if there are further attacks, but we all know no matter recent worrying developments in the Persian Gulf & particularly in the Strait of Hormuz, war with Iran has been a long-time coming. Anytime conservative columnist Melanie Philips has appeared on the BBC’s Question Time panel over the past decade, she’s taken the opportunity to advocate bombing Iran & I’ve thought same as I do with Ben Shapiro advocating for bombing Iran that it’s propagandist voice of Israeli government paranoia.

I certainly do not support the Iranian regime as it’s a essentially an Islamic theocracy which has an appalling human rights record particularly if you’re gay or lesbian though one of the weirdest fucking oddities with Iran is that they’re okay with trans women & in some respects trans women in Iran have better legal protections then trans women in the United States, still this in no way makes up for sentencing lesbians & gays to death. I categorically oppose the proliferation of nuclear weapons, so I certainly don’t want Iran to be developing nukes, which by the way President Obama had successfully prevented with the Iran nuclear deal only for Donald Trump as soon as he moved into the White House being the complete fucking bozo he is tore it up & not only that has inflicted even harsher sanctions on Iran which has included prohibiting the provision of medical supplies resulting in people dying in Iran from fairly curable illnesses, so is it no wonder the Iranian regime might be pissed & is lashing out? As for why Iran might want to develop nuclear weapons well it’s not quite the reason neoconservatives & the mainstream news media tell you.

Donald Trump, neoconservatives & the mainstream news media will tell you Iran want nukes to threaten US/UK & the west, however the real reason has more to with the conservative estimate of about 300 Israeli nuclear warheads many of which will no doubt be pointing at Iran, in other words Iran wants to attempt to even up the playing field somewhat by developing nukes of it’s own. Though I’m no friend of the current Israeli government led by Benjamin Netanyahu, I do appreciate & being a Jew sympathise with the grievance the Israeli government have against the Iranian regime when it sponsors a terrorist group such as Hamas who’s charter stipulates ridding Palestine of all Jews, but the Israeli government’s orchestration of an apartheid system against the Palestinian people doesn’t help Israel nor will bombing the shit out of Iran.

We know there is a growing resistance of far more liberally minded Iranian people against the oppressive theocratic regime in Tehran, wouldn’t it be better to be supporting that movement to undermine & overthrow the current odious Iranian regime so it’s the Iranian people who ultimately choose the direction of their nation & not have the US/UK military bomb Iran into being the latest failed state thanks to neoconservative doctrine. It’s not as if the US/UK & NATO military action when it comes to neoconservative bullshit about spreading democracy & liberty has a fabulous track record, you don’t have look too far from Iran to see this you just have to look next door to Iran. Since the illegal invasion of Iraq led by UK/US military forces in 2003 it’s become a quagmire of a non-functioning state, Afghanistan is a non-functioning state despite the NATO occupation, as for NATO’s intervention in Libya well Libya is now a failed state with public slave auctions & you can’t help thinking the Libyan people were better off under the Gaddafi dictatorship, yeah western military invasion has such sterling record of late err fucking NOT! Do we really want to subject the Iranian people to the same fate as the Libyan people me thinks not, but hey there’s always money to be made from war for the Military Industrial Complex so fuck the Iranian people & no you don’t have to be fucking Alex Jones to figure out that US government is very much a puppet of the Military Industrial Complex.