What Did We Learn From The First Televised Tory Leadership Debate?

So earlier this evening Channel 4 aired the first televised debate amongst all but one of the remaining candidates participating in the Tory leadership election & it was Jeremy Hunt who asked the most apt question of the entire debate that being where was Boris? Yes apparently Boris Johnson is too much of a complacent & arrogant fuck to debate the other Tory leadership candidates in the first televised debate, Boris might think he’s so far in front not to have any need to debate the other Tory leadership candidates in front of an audience wider then just Tory Party activists, but he should be reminded not to be so complacent & arrogant as candidates who looked as if they were odds on favourites with bookies & political pundits to be elected Tory leader in previous Tory leadership elections have pretty much never won in any of those Tory leadership elections. Supposedly Boris will be participating in the next televised Tory leadership debate which presumably will be amongst the remaining candidates after Tuesday’s next round of voting held earlier that day & this next televised debate is being aired on primetime BBC1, hmm funny don’t remember the last time there was Labour leadership election there being a debate between the leadership candidates being aired on primetime BBC1, #torybias, #torybias, #torybias.

So since the last time I wrote about the Tory leadership contest all of 3 days ago, Matt Hancock has pulled out of the leadership election despite having not been at the bottom of the pack of those who made the cut to proceed to the second round of voting, I guess with Matt Hancock it’s been a case of Matt who?!?! Jeremy Hunt has been getting in a strop with the media for correctly identifying him as Jeremy Cunt, this follows Victoria Derbyshire on her morning BBC2 magazine show joining a long list of distinguished broadcasters correctly identifying Jeremy for what he is. Oh & there’s been the revelation that Boris Johnson whilst as London Mayor insulted the families of those who died as a consequence the 7/7 terrorist attacks upon the capital, when in a furious outburst after being briefed on the expense of inquests into the 52 people who died on that horrendous day back in July of 2005, he’s claimed to have said “Fuck the families! Fuck the families!”, hey surprised not am I if true, as it’s pretty fucking typical Tory to put penny-pinching ahead of justice being done & to be insensitive about doing so

So despite the absence of Boris at tonight’s televised Tory leadership election debate, what did we learn from tonight’s televised debate? Well it was obvious for all to see that with the exception of Sajid Javid, all the other candidates were privately educated privileged bland heteronormative middle-aged White males, so pretty stereotypical of your what a Tory scumbag wanker politician has always pretty much been. Of course Sajid Javid being Muslim wasn’t the reason he was the only member of the cabinet not to have been asked to meet Donald Trump, when Trump was on his recent UK jolly being glad-handed by Queen Lizzy & co, because to say Javid didn’t get to shake hands with Trump because he’s a Muslim would imply Trump is Islamophobic & the British government were complicit with that Islamophobia, nah that can’t be true, I mean hasn’t Donald Trump been ever so complementary about London Mayor Sadiq Khan over the past few days.

Jeremy Hunt kept on bragging throughout tonight’s televised Tory leadership debate that he’s been a successful entrepreneur, me thinks Hunt other then being an utter cunt, has mistaken the Tory leadership debate for fucking Dragons Den, yeah I think Hunt would be a good replacement for Peter Jones as they’re equally jumped up fucking yuppie fucks who think we should worship them because they’ve got wads of cash.

We found out tonight that Michael Gove is detached from reality or he’s been snorting way too many powdery white lines of his favourite Bolivian crop, actually it probably is he’s been snorting way too much Bolivian marching dust because Michael Gove seems to think he’s somehow special, which in fact can be a consequence of taking heaps of cocaine. Michael seemed to think if he were Prime Minister then EU negotiators would fall at his feet in giving him the Brexit deal he wants, despite the very obvious fact that EU aren’t oblige to do so & won’t do so & I don’t fucking blame them for not doing so.

Of all the candidates it was Antifeminist & transphobic Dominic Raab who ranks alongside Boris as the candidate who is the most dangerous threat to British parliamentary democracy in a very real fascistic despotism kind of manner, as both are saying if they’re elected Prime Minister they’d be prepared to suspend parliament as a means of forcing a No Deal Brexit happening come the October 31st deadline, suspending parliaments when the executive branch of government can’t get it’s own way is the kind of thing fascist dictators do, these are indeed extremely worrying times if either Boris Johnson or Dominic Raab get elected Prime Minister.

Okay as far as I’m concerned all the remaining Tory leadership candidates are all first class cunts as well as those who have already dropped out of the race, but Rory Stewart is the least cuntish of the remaining Tory candidates, in fact the way he was bollocking on about recapturing the centre ground of British politics I was wondering if he’s not in fact a closeted Liberal Democrat, but what the fuck is this nutty bullshit about a ‘citizens assembly’ to find a resolution to Brexit he keeps waffling on about? Essentially Rory is proposing picking several thousand people at random from the electoral role to have some grand assembly to find a solution to Brexit if the parliamentary deadlock can’t be resolved, apart the logistics of organising such a grand assembly, has it occurred to Rory that its likely many of those who would be chosen for this grand ‘citizens assembly’ could very well be subjected to harassment & intimidation by far-right thugs & unlike many a politician they won’t have police protection or be able to afford hiring bodyguards. For fucks sake Rory forget this mass phone-a-friend bullshit & just come out in support of a second referendum, you know you want to mate.

No surprise the majority of Channel 4’s Tory leadership debate was taken up with Brexit, Brexit, fucking Brexit, but I was surprised about the amount of times Climate-Change was mentioned, I guess I should be thankful that generally mainstream conservatives in this country believe Climate-Change is for real, but though Tories might talk about doing etc to combat Climate-Change that’s just it they merely talk about doing etc, the Tories record in government when it comes to averting the pending climate & environmental catastrophe is fucking woeful!

3 thoughts on “What Did We Learn From The First Televised Tory Leadership Debate?”

  1. What bothers me about the notion that we should have citizens’ assemblies is that we already have one. It’s called Parliament. If those who reside in it, and those who participated in choosing them, find it hard to remember that they’re citizens, that’s the problem we need to address – not some imagined need to replicate it with an appointed, less democratic version.

  2. After several boring years of Tory corruption and lies, how can anybody vote for, or even listen to, such a bunch of self serving wankers? We need a ‘Peoples Vote’ in the only way, a General Election. Remember Boris’s remarks about Gordon Brown when he became PM?

  3. I watched the leadership debate on channel 4 and to honest they all acted as though they were the opposition party especially when it came to topics other than Brexit, the five candidates are all in government and throughout their time in government they have had the power to change a policies like austerity zero hour contracts underfunding of the public services yet they did nothing to change it as for uniting the country they are the cause of the divisions in the country so there is little hope of them uniting the country, we need a general election to sort this mess out not another unelected PM.

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