It’s All Drooping For Bigoted Gammon Now Trump Has Said Iran Are Standing Down

Despite Donald Trump having threatened to order the bombing of cultural sites inside Iran further to having ordered the drone attack a week ago which killed Iran’s top military commander Qasem Soleimani & despite the Iranian military having possibly downed a Ukrainian passenger jet which was flying over Iranian airspace in a retaliatory missile attack on US military bases in Iraq, Donald Trump has now claimed that the Iranian military appears to be standing down, or more likely Donald Trump has wanked himself off enough for now from having bombed shit in the Middle East because yes when it comes down to it everything (particularly wars) is about dick! I bet those most disappointed in Trump’s announcement that the Iranian military appears to be stepping down & thus there now won’t be an immediate war on Iran to get all fucking gung-ho about, will bigoted gammon, no super jiz time for them sitting in mom’s basement rather it’s all going to be a bit droopy for gammon in regards to Iran.

Donald Trump announcing the Iranian military were appearing to stand down after recent escalation in tensions between the US & Iran

Though gammon might be disappointed there won’t be any immediate war with Iran for them to get all rock hard & excited about, bigoted gammon need not fear because the pattern of bullshit with Iran is oh so familiar to me, because back in the 1990s following the first Gulf War there would periodically be an escalation in tensions between the US & Iraq resulting in NATO bombing various sites in or around Baghdad & then things would calm down for a while, of course we know how that all transpired when in the year 2000 there was a change in the US presidency & George W Bush arrived in the Oval Office day one with a hard-on for invading Iraq. War with Iran is fucking inevitable, it’s not as if the Military Industrial Complex haven’t got any new toys for troops to play with or that that the Iranians haven’t got a fuck ton of oil to be plundered, but the war in Iraq is still relatively fresh in the minds of the American electorate & as its election year in the United States so selling another war in the Middle East might be more than tricky for Donald Trump to sell to the American people when running for re-election, though be sure the Trump administration will continue with the covert & clandestine war against Iran which might very well result in terrorist blowback upon the American people.

Even members of Donald Trump’s own party aren’t happy about his action against the Iranian regime, but I see Boris Johnson has taken time out from sunning himself in the Caribbean to be Prime Minister & stick his tongue up the arse of Donald Trump in backing the assassination of Qasem Soleimani, oh fucking wonderful BoJo has now entangled the UK in the bullshit between the US & Iran & because he’s sided with Trump it’s now British people who could also now suffer from the blowback of terrorism as a result of him doing so.

Boris Johnson sticking his tongue up the arse of Donald Trump

Boris Johnson supports Donald Trump having ordered the drone strike which killed Qasem Soleimani & yet has the fucking cheek to ask for there to be a de-escalation of tensions between the US & Iran, because yeah killing Iranian’s top military commander has really de-escalated things hasn’t it Boris NOT! I heard that somebody describe Donald Trump as a terrorist in a suit, what an apt description because that’s exactly what the assassination of Qasem Soleimani was. Its not as if I’m terribly weepy about Qasem Soleimani being killed, he was an evil piece of shit, but his assassination was an act of state sponsored terrorism, which is a tactic the US & UK government have been quick to condemn other governments for having pursued.

Yes the Iranian regime are certainly guilty themselves of state sponsored terrorism, but the point is don’t we think ourselves more righteously superior morally then the likes of the Iranian regime & yet our own governments pursue the same tactic & then there’s the gung-ho fuckwitted bigoted gammon cheering them on for doing so.

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