Greggs Vegan Sausage Rolls & Trans People & The Fascism of Knuckle-Dragging Gammon

Remember at the beginning of 2018 when bakery chain Greggs launched a vegan sausage roll which had Piers Morgan vomiting on Good Morning Britain & venting about how this was political correctness gone mad, well I’m surprised he wasn’t upchucking one of Greggs new vegan steak bakes launched last week particularly on hearing the news that a court ruled veganism to be protected ethical characteristic.

In other foodie related news, specifically news concerning bakery firms who financially support the Tories, Warburtons last week were besieged on social-media by a backlash from bigoted far-right gammon due to the bakery firm having put a halal symbol on loafs of bread which they produce equivalent to the bakery firm having put the kosher symbol on packs of bagels which they produce, fuck me the way some bigoted gammon knuckle-dragging Tommy Robinson fanboy wankers were bollocking on about Warburtons having put a halal symbol on their products you’d of thought Warburtons were supporting the imposition of Sharia Law upon us all, don’t tell me next Warburtons will be supporting Anjem Choudary to be Britain’s Supreme Ayatollah because I really see a Tory supporting bakery firm from Northern England doing that NOT!

Those bigoted far-right gammon who have been getting wound up no end about Warburtons having stuck a halal symbol of their goods are no doubt the same bigoted gammon who were getting all wound up at the beginning of last year when Greggs launched the sale of vegan sausage rolls in their stores & probably were just as displeased with Greggs launching their new vegan steak bake, yes it wasn’t just Piers Morgan ranting & raving about Greggs selling vegan sausage rolls in their stores being political correctness gone mad blahdy etc blah, I distinctly recall bovine loving gammon knuckle-draggers getting their panties in a serious bind & acting like utter fucking snowflakes about Greggs selling fucking vegan sausage rolls, spewing such nonsensical conspiratorial bullshit about how Greggs selling vegan sausage rolls was some nefarious means of turning everybody into being vegans.

I’m not a vegan, I’m very much a carnivore, I like nothing better then chumping down a tasty cheeseburger or a lovely medium rare steak & my opinion about Greggs vegan sausage rolls is they’re utter shite, but nobody is forcing me to eat a Greggs vegan sausage roll yet if you believed the shite bigoted far-right gammon knuckle-dragging Tommy Robinson fanboy wankers were spouting you’d of thought this was some massive imposition upon them which is some mega threat to their way of life. Oh please gammon just fuck off with the conspiratorial bullshit about Greggs selling vegan baked goods as a nefarious means in turning everybody into vegans because nobody is forcing you to eat vegan anything for fucks sake. Most vegans I know whether they’re vegans for health or ethical reasons or both aren’t trying to convert anybody into eating a vegan, no vegetarian nor vegan has ever harassed me nor even merely suggested I should eat a vegetarian or vegan diet, nor have I ever heard of any militant vegan ever going into a steakhouse wearing to a suicide vest demanding the entire populous cease eating meat because meat is murder, yet despite vegans on the whole being extremely peace loving people they might as well be strapping on bombs & attempting to convert everybody into not using meat related products, because gammon will continue with the conspiratorial bullshit as seem to have this innate paranoia that vegans are trying to convert the entire populous into being vegans, they actually have the same innate paranoid bullshit about all groups in society different to them including trans people.

I’m trans woman & I nor any other trans person is trying to convert anybody into being trans, you’re either born trans or your not, what I & nearly all other trans people are asking for is that we are treated with dignity & respect, but apparently this is too much to ask for with the infestation of gammon there is now throughout society hence why you have Piers Morgan not just upchucking vegan sausage rolls on ITV’s Good Morning Britain but also verbally beating up trans activists such as Munroe Bergdorf. Piers Morgan reflects the gammon infestation’s inability to accept difference & diversity, whether it’s Greggs selling vegan sausage rolls or trans people demanding to be respected on par with the rest of society. Despite the fact if we were all meant to be the fucking same we’d all have been born fucking clones of one another, but with gammon we must be like them or else, hmm I kind of think trying to impose we should all be like braindead gammon to be you know a bit fascistic!

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