Today is Earth Day which of course is about demonstrating support for environmentalism, because as I’ve often conveyed, if humankind fucks the environment then the environment is going to fuck humankind. The irony with the current COVID-19 pandemic is though it’s pretty seriously bad for humankind it’s actually been good for combatting pollution and climate-change because far fewer cars on the road and far fewer planes in the sky, in fact the amount of people driving and flying places has decreased so substantially that the price of oil essentially collapsed a couple of days ago, oh golly I’m really fucking heartbroken (NOT!) that multinational corporations who’ve spent decades exploiting fossil fuels and have knowingly been fucking up the environment in the process are getting fucked financially, I’m really fucking heartbroken (NOT!) that despotic regimes as in Saudi Arabia and other Middle Eastern countries are currently finding it far harder to bankroll their brutalist autocratic despotism because basically their one sole export of worth is oil, every COVID-19 cloud has a silver lining, every COVID-19 cloud has a silver lining, every COVID-19 cloud has a silver…
Hilarious that on Monday a pack of toilet rolls was worth more then a barrel of oil, I’m sure it will be an extremely prosperous Q2 of 2020 for anybody who has shares in Andrex, just as it will be for anybody who has shares in Heinz. I’m sure all the major supermarket chains are going to have an extremely profitable financial quarter from all the bouts of panic-shopping with middle-class wankers stripping the shelves bare of whatever they can lay their hands on, you might see all the economic projections forecasting a 35% shrinkage in the economy which of course look seriously fucking gloomy if not cataclysmic, but there’s always somebody who’s going to be making a financial killing from how bad things might be economically, such as Jeff Bezos the guy with the Dr Evil laugh who is the founder and CEO of Amazon who’s net worth has risen several billion dollars because Amazon have been doing a roaring trade in home deliveries due to the COVID-19 pandemic and are now hiring 75,000 new warehouse workers to meet demand, though it might sound awesome that Amazon is hiring at a time when unemployment is skyrocketing because of the COVID-19 pandemic it’s in fact just Bezos/Amazon exploiting the huge frigging amount of people who are currently getting shit canned from other jobs and who are desperate enough they’ll take any low paying job even if they’re not provided with adequate personal-protective equipment which has had existing Amazon warehouse workers staging walkouts in protest.
The government in my native South Africa banned the sale of alcohol and cigarettes as part of the nation’s COVID-19 lockdown measures, I was kind of hoping the Tory government here in the UK would do similar because it would have been funny to see gammon completely destroyed by the prospect of no beer and ciggies but of course if gammon fucktards didn’t have the prospect of beer and ciggies they’d likely riot. As it goes off-licences were added to the list of essential grocery retailers and so gammon fucktards can still get wasted on Stella or Special Brew in their own homes and not trouble the rest of us with their abusive bigoted anti-social behaviour, yes with tomorrow being St George’s Day they can have a drunken England for the English protest in their own home.
I did hear a rumour a few days ago that no local Wetherspoons pub in fact no pub period will be permitted to open even with the possibility of the easing of the COVID-19 lockdown measures until a vaccine for the virus is developed and distributed which at the earliest would be Christmas time, a consequence of which could be many pubs closing for good, other then bar staff losing their jobs I fail to see the downside of there likely being far fewer pubs in the aftermath of the COVID-19 pandemic, it’s a COVID-19 silver lining as far as I’m concerned because fewer pubs means fewer gammon sitting outside pubs pissing their lives away and abusing me as I walk on by along the street minding my own business all because being a trans woman thus I don’t conform to their narrow minded perspective of how people ought to be.
Maybe rather then gammon fucktards buying a case of wife beater beer and then going home and actually beating the wife, gammon should use the COVID-19 lockdown to better themselves, rather then picking up a beer and then another beer then punching their misses, maybe gammon should pick up a book about why it’s wrong to hit a woman. Maybe gammon should use the COVID-19 pandemic to dry out and get an education, you know sign up to the Open University or some other correspondence course because maybe they wouldn’t be such drunken ignorant angry bigoted gammon who’s job prospects extend to a minimum wage job in an Amazon warehouse, sure it would lose gobshite hatemongering trolls like Tommy Robinson and Katies Hopkins many a gullible gammon for them to profit from but hey that would just be another COVID-19 silver lining.